Ælectric Cybersolarfarmer
@rhensing
Cosplay farmer, love Tesla & Microsoft, ex-Microsoft-SWI-Defense, Storm Retro, Security boundary nihilist, Macrodata refinement specialist, thought criminal
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“no babe i just have regular diarrhea i swear”
It is easier to launch 13,000 satellites into low earth orbit communicating via laser beams than it is to repeal the telecommunications act of 1996
Waymo’s service was paused all day yesterday in Tampa, FL due to rainy weather, while Robotaxi continued without issue ✅
Vision-only handled it while LiDAR sat this one out 🌧️
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My wife came up to me exhausted
"Can you put the baby to bed?"
I pulled out my iPad
No calendar invite.
No task assigned to me in our family ERP system.
No status report flagged in Microsoft Teams.
"This doesn't fit into my current workflow. Your lack of planning isn't my emergency."
I went right back to arranging my contacts in the CRM and pushing forward organizational goals to generate value for shareholders
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This really is quite an extraordinary admission from Health Secretary RFK @SecKennedy. He spoke first-hand to SEALs and Green Berets who revealed their role in UFO retrievals. A senior administration official with knowledge of people directly involved in covert UAP retrievals. @POTUS @WhiteHouse @StephenM. Give @RepLuna a TV host job applying the blowtorch!
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Bruh
The guy who built this digital whip for Claude Code is definitely getting a lifetime Claude ban for “abusive or cruel behavior.”
Reminds me of that joke about how a physicist dies and goes to Heaven, upon which he asks God why He made the speed of light as arbitrary as 186,282 miles per second.
“What do you mean?” God replies. “The speed of light is 1.”
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This is awesome. 🤣🤣
Bill Murray is back as Peter Venkman. And he’s busting Slimer in a car commercial!
‘GHOSTBUSTERS’ director Gil Kenan reunites them for Rivian’s Halloween spot, complete with a new Ecto-R1. You’ve got to see this 👀🚨
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Since half of X is in Texas. This one's for all those with big weekend plans.
Happy Friday my beautiful people 💘
This is Frank. He went to the pet store for the first time today and literally shopped til he dropped. Turns out spending all his human’s money is exhausting. 12/10
France and Belgium were among the first to recognize "Palestine". Now they are being recognized by "Palestine".
Why is @Forbes deliberately misleading the American people?
This individual decided to not comply with lawful orders, given by federal law enforcement officers.
He has charges in New York for robbery, grand larceny, and armed theft with a deadly weapon.
He put his child in danger by choosing to accelerate at a high speed and ram two different vehicles in what appears to be an attempt to harm ICE officers.
Any public outcry should be directed towards this reckless criminal.
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Tummy guns are pretty cool tho
Wedding proposals in Soviet Russia just hit different. Never pass up a chance to permanently scar your future bride and give her PTSD. Also -10 points for not having the foresight to have all the bros get in the van, fire 6 blanks and then come out covered in blood spatter with a smoking gun and a bouquet of flowers.
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Here is the 360 degree view slowed down to 25% speed. Decrypted the files using and the played the decrypted files back in the excellent browser app.
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I was assured by whistling idiot that my truck would rip in half if the trailer hit a bump.
The safety chains ripped through the metal but the rear subframe didn’t break. Don’t ever doubt Tesla engineering. 💪
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Safest truck on the road.
Dude says he doesn’t know what happened. At least he’s okay. I legit thought it was an EDS person pissed that I was driving a Cybertruck coming at me. I swerved too late and he clipped my back wheel and the trailer and spun me around. Human drivers.
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