If everything go as planned, I suppose dey with one of my female mutuals wey get big breast this weekend
All you ever wanted was love and affection, so why has the love language suddenly become ‘buy me a 300k wig’?😭
The day I caught my brother doing soapy, I was so irritated, not until he caught me
Na my guy o, not me please 🙏 😭
I just use my last 300MB download the wrong Avatar again 😭💔
One day, I go just dey sit down for my parlour, enjoying my peace, when my pikin go enter:
“Daddy, good morning. I’m going to school.”
I go just stand up, run straight to toilet, lock the door and burst out laugh 😂
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Nurse don give my guy infection 😭😭Which kain country be this abeg
I’ve not been really active today.
My mutuals, I’ll return the energy tomorrow biko🙏
As I thief today dem catch me ?
Una just Dey fear mumu fear
What’s stopping you from booking me as your private chef?🥹
“money don die for aza”
I done see my design way I go use now😂😂😂
Cl receive check finish, he no gree come online since Friday, dating cl dey rip sha 😭
Try and make casual relationships with your mutuals. X is not about monetization only
"Did I force you to clean and cook for me"??
Na wetin they ask me now 😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
Life na movie, me I dey play my own as comedy skit
As una dey complain about life, I just dey one corner dey enjoy my own life
As the football season is resuming soon, please refrain from posting about football if you can’t take banter, I know why I’m saying it.
Which look do you prefer: breast in bra or breast in crop top? 👀
your plan vs God’s plan
