All you ever wanted was love and affection, so why has the love language suddenly become ‘buy me a 300k wig’?😭
The day I caught my brother doing soapy, I was so irritated, not until he caught me
Na my guy o, not me please 🙏 😭
I just use my last 300MB download the wrong Avatar again 😭💔
One day, I go just dey sit down for my parlour, enjoying my peace, when my pikin go enter:
“Daddy, good morning. I’m going to school.”
I go just stand up, run straight to toilet, lock the door and burst out laugh 😂
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Nurse don give my guy infection 😭😭Which kain country be this abeg
I’ve not been really active today.
My mutuals, I’ll return the energy tomorrow biko🙏
As I thief today dem catch me ?
Una just Dey fear mumu fear
What’s stopping you from booking me as your private chef?🥹
“money don die for aza”
I done see my design way I go use now😂😂😂
Cl receive check finish, he no gree come online since Friday, dating cl dey rip sha 😭
Try and make casual relationships with your mutuals. X is not about monetization only
"Did I force you to clean and cook for me"??
Na wetin they ask me now 😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
Life na movie, me I dey play my own as comedy skit
As una dey complain about life, I just dey one corner dey enjoy my own life
As the football season is resuming soon, please refrain from posting about football if you can’t take banter, I know why I’m saying it.
Which look do you prefer: breast in bra or breast in crop top? 👀
your plan vs God’s plan
Deciding what to eat three times a day might actually be one of the most exhausting parts of life
