The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo
@shelbyboring
Freelance designer working in entertainment. Wig analyzer. Reformed Horse Girl. Pro wrestling watcher. Always yelling about pop culture.
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Have been mostly offline all day and the first thing I see when I open this app is """Kaylor"""" reuniting
And that's why in Bluemerica Taylor Sheridan will be forced to turn Landman into Landwoman
This is 90% because of Paramount+
film twitter people move to los angeles and tweet things like “now watching ma (2019) in 70mm”
Paramount Pictures watching the Chud-Bro Mass Extinction Event and rise of Woke 3.0 play out six weeks into their big “Johnny Depp is BACK” Christmas movie marketing campaign
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Eating the Onika Burgers and immediately getting explosive diarrhea
WE GOT THE HANNAH EINBINDER HALEY STEVENS IMPRESSION THANK U MICHIGAN
We are living in the Red White and Royal Blue reality, I genuinely cannot believe this
WE HAVE CAUGHT AND COMPROMISED TO A PERMANENT END AUSTEN FROM SOUTHERN CHARM
Decision Desk HQ projects Annie Andrews wins the SC US Senate General Election
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Lydia Tár is still very real and she's doing the score for the next Daily Wire movie
the two genders
Thank god but also love that the "mom I frew up" stance is the kicker
Time to get back to it.
Season 3 of #ThePitt# premieres in January on HBO Max.
They have raptured kenny omega.
I’m assuming By Any Means is a reference to how she keeps making songs for movies that only exist to play in 30 second increments on gas station screens in an attempt to win a competitive Oscar
The legendary Diane Warren is back with 'By Any Means,' her latest Oscar-eligible song hitting streaming platforms on Aug. 21.
This marks her unprecedented ninth consecutive nomination chance in the original-song category, adding to a remarkable history of 17 nominations to date.
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But he kissed her gorg bangs!!!
LET WOMEN CRANK
Genuinely adored her so much as a child, and it really devastates me to think about how much she suffered in her short time on this earth. This really sucks.
It's a good thing I took my cat off the streets, as the extremely high paw-eye coordination she exhibits suggests that she would otherwise be putting up John Rambo numbers against the local bird population
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When an actor I like gets swallowed up by the superhero stuff it’s like “Aw shucks”, whereas the second an actor I don’t like gets cast they essentially become safely contained (and away from me) like goo satan in Prince of Darkness
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i get so gay off that jaws
