i miss when plans were just โcome outsideโ and nobody needed a 14-message itinerary
The bank put my house up for auction while I was still living in it. I found out because a stranger knocked on my door asking when I planned to move out. I thought he was joking until he showed me the auction notice. I called the bank immediately, and they...
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Migration announcement style: โAfter reading Wattpadโs newly updated Content Guidelines, Iโve made the decision to move completely over to AO3โฆโ
My mother called me every Sunday for as long as I can remember. One Sunday she didn't call. I assumed she was busy, so I didn't think much about it. Monday came, still nothing. Tuesday came, and I finally called her. No answer. On Wednesday....
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My boss called me into his office on Monday morning and told me I was being fired.I honestly didn't know what to say.I had worked there for almost three years, so hearing that completely caught me off guard. I asked if there was anything I could do, but he just shook...
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Masturbation isnโt automatically a problem.
The problem is when you feel like you canโt control it or it starts interfering with your life
I never expected a female coworker to teach me the truth about women. Sarah and I worked side by side for months. One rainy evening, she called me, her voice cracking. Her boyfriend had ignored her for days, left her texts unanswered and made her feel invisible. I listened....
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If youโre trying to reduce masturbation, change your environment before relying entirely on willpower.
Different routine. Less isolation. Fewer triggers
Situationships with avoidants will have you questioning whether you were loved or just conveniently available. They'll pull you close, get emotionally vulnerable, make you feel special, then disappear the moment it starts feeling real. And somehow, you're left wondering what you did wrong
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How do you reply to "I thought we were just having fun" in a situationship?
Never use masturbation as your only way of dealing with stress.
You need more than one coping mechanism. Whatโs your healthiest way to decompress?
Encouraging children to smoke is WRONG!!
Sometimes I donโt even want to masturbate.
Iโm just bored and my brain has terrible suggestions
I knew a guy who kept saying he needed to quit masturbation.
Every Monday, he'd make the same promise. By Wednesday, he'd feel like he'd failed again.
Eventually, he stopped making dramatic promises and started paying attention to what triggered the habit.
He began working out, sleeping earlier, spending less time scrolling alone at night, and keeping himself busy.
A few weeks passed, and something changed.
He realised he wasn't lacking willpower.
He had simply built a routine around boredom, stress, and being alone.
Once he changed the routine, the habit became easier to control.
Sometimes, changing your environment works better than fighting yourself
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Serious question:
Do you think masturbation becomes a problem because of how often someone does it, or because it starts interfering with their work, relationships and daily life? What do you think?
You ever finish masturbating and suddenly become extremely interested in fixing your life? Gym. Money. Career. Relationships. Then 6 hours later youโre back to doing absolutely nothing
Nobody talks about the awkward silence after masturbation.
You just lie there like:โSoโฆ what exactly are we doing with our lives?โ
The confidence after deciding youโre not going to masturbate anymore needs to be studied.
Day 1: โIโve changed.โ
Day 3: fighting for your life because you saw one attractive person on your timeline.
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i donโt have time to hate people who hate weed, cause Iโm too busy smoking with people who love weed๐๐
When she sings for you to feel better but her voice is worse than your problem.
