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i laugh almost at everything, i’d laugh at your joke just because it wasn’t funny. 😂
you and your babe will be having a good day then she’ll be like “quick question” 🤦🏽♂️
sex before work will have you doing other people’s jobs, overwhelmed with happiness like “NGGA MOVE I’VE GOT IT” 😂
algorithm please show this to every ngga that will be getting this news this week.
i’m in my 20s handling bills like a nigga in his late 30s with kids.
“we didn’t do anything fr, it couldn’t fit it was too big”
if i want to show you a pic on my phone please stay tf back till i find the pic.
you can catch your girl cheating and she’ll be like “believe what you wanna believe, i know me” 😭😭
Omo I Dey break my celibacy this night
My epon wan burst😭😭💔
You go think say that one mutual smart till you on notis for them
“You were not there, so I left the money with your wife”
Time to start hunting for new mutuals, the old squad don disappear 😭
sometimes you have to leave ppl alone because they think you can't
RT @pudkid: No matter how good bad you go always see one person when go enjoy am.
Some go even convince you say the food sweet just for yo…
grateful for every blessing, thank God.
Right now I’m locked in on myself. Outgrowing my own bullshit and excuses. All I want is to level up my whole life.
but I'd like to cancel my subscription before it auto-renews.
i made it to Saturday, but at what cost? monday is literally in 5 minutes.
bro the audacity that comes with having money i want it
