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The Smart Ape ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@the_smart_ape
Father | Pudgy Penguin #3588# | just talking about crypto, AI and finance | Building @alphapebot | Nothing is financial advice | DM open ๐Ÿ“ฉ |
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while all the main coins on robinhood are doing -70%, robinhood:0x07ebb29a38fbcb41563817e5e19f2cec619c90d2 ie @BundleCatAI remains strong and stable. it's one of the strongest wallets i've scanned on @Alphapebot. > no sniper or insider holdings > 71.43% locked for the agent to market make it > $1m in smart money holding with +$115k net inflow over the last 7 days > among the top 20, 6 whales and 3 dolphins holding strong > only $12m mcap source:
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> be ledger. > work with cryptobilis. authorized reseller. > except the box that are send are not the box that left the factory. > someone in that chain opens it and plants a second board. > the secure element is left alone on purpose. genuine check still says yes. > the implant is on the display line, the spi bus, and listens. > when you set the device up, the 24 words scroll on the screen. > the bug reads the button presses, rebuilds the phrase, and ships it out over lte. > the device sent you seed phrase to someone else. result: someone has your seed. they wait until the balance is fat, then sweep btc, eth, and tron from a wallet they control. on-chain trace today: about $87m sitting across 98 addresses labeled ledger user theft. 16.8k eth, 211 btc, plus usdt and usdd. ledger has confirmed the reseller. sales paused. if you bought from cryptobilis in the last 90 days, do not even turn it on. if you already did, the seed is burned. move what is left to a new device and a new phrase you generated yourself.
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Ledger is investigating reports of loss of funds from users in South East Asia who purchased products from a reseller named CryptoBillis. As a precaution, and pending the results of our investigation, we have asked CryptoBilis to pause all sales and shipments of Ledger devices. We recommend Ledger users who purchased from this reseller in the last 90 days to not initiate set up if you have not done so yet. If you have set up your Ledger device, consider moving assets to a new Ledger signer (with new seed). We will continue to inform customers of updates as the investigation progresses. Reach out to Ledger customer support through official channels with any questions:
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just added execution to @Alphapebot: buy, sell, withdraw, right in the bot. you can now trade without ever leaving the chat. > paste the ca > check the metrics, the dev, snipers, insiders, top holders > if it all looks good, execute your trade right there wallets are handled by @privy_io. no private key is ever stored on my server.
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alphape just got a trade button. found a ca worth aping? buy it right in the chat. โ†’ paste the ca in dm with โ†’ read the scan โ†’ tap ๐ŸŸข buy or ๐Ÿ”ด sell, confirm, done buy, sell, deposit, withdraw. trading on solana and robinhood chain, withdrawals from every chain we support. your own wallet, secured by privy. alphape never sees or stores your private keys. every transaction is checked before it's signed, and nothing moves until you confirm it.
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we're working hard to deliver the best trading experience on telegram. our goal: make smart, informed decisions as quickly as possible. be smart, be quick. new feature dropping today!
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pumpfun is really dead. they directly shilled $RARI and $BATON in their video, yet it had zero impact on the price. i know KOLs who could've had a much bigger impact. is this the end of pumpfun?
Recently, we introduced Custom Pairs, allowing you to launch coins paired with tokenized stocks, whitelisted coins, etc. Now, you can pair new tokens with ANY coin that was launched on pump fun Less PVP, more PVE. Learn more ๐Ÿ‘‡
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trump is calling everyone who keeps using AI instead of SI an enemy. so is @OpenAI an enemy? when OpenSI?
BREAKING: President Trump says the White House considers anyone who uses the term โ€œArtificial Intelligenceโ€ the enemy.
a lot of people I know got rugged by PAWDAWN, when all they had to do was: > open @Alphapebot > paste the CA > see that out of the 13% initially held by insiders, they still hold 10% > top 20 is almost entirely fresh wallets with barely any funds in them > no smart money inflow cost of analysis: $0 time of analysis: 10 seconds money saved: a lot
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ignore this and you can lose everything. vitalik's post is hard to follow if you're not technical. here's a simplified version so you can understand it. 1. the last lock on your coins is a math problem nobody has solved. not uncrackable. uncracked. rsa (the early internet's lock) had to grow to ~400-byte signatures because mathematicians kept finding shortcuts. your wallet gets away with 64 because nobody has found one. yet. 2. his scenario: ai brings "50 years of math in 2 years" and bots find the shortcuts we missed. nothing is broken today. 3. the scary new: your wallet's math has gears a locksmith can study. so do lattices, the "quantum-safe" lock the world is switching to. he sees "a good chance" they "take serious hits from the next two years of ai math." quantum-safe might not be ai-safe. hashes are a blender, built to have no gears. a big reason ethereum's long-term plan is going hash-only. 4. the trick: your address is a sealed box with your lock inside. receiving doesn't open it. signing anything does. you can't pick a lock you've never seen. already open: any eth wallet that ever sent or signed, and 6-8m btc (30-40% of supply, depending on who counts). open from day one: solana and btc taproot (bc1p). 5. his first line is don't scramble today. he's lost more money in botched migrations than in all hacks combined. only if it's easy: > park savings on an address that never signed anything (permits, nft listings, "sign in" pop-ups all count) > btc: a fresh bc1q, not bc1p > tiny test send first. check every character. no rush > "quantum migration tool" in your dms = a drainer (a scam that empties your wallet). never type your seed into a website
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I don't recommend anyone scramble to move their funds to new wallets today. But we should take the risks to cryptography from AI-accelerated math seriously, and minimize our exposure to not just quantum-vulnerable cryptography, but also potentially AI-vulnerable cryptography. The core new area of risk from this viewpoint is, unfortunately, ML-DSA / FHE / lattices. (and it's also another reason, along with quantum, why ECDSA might fall even faster than expected, hence the "fresh address" recommendation) So far most people have been in the mode of thinking "elliptic curves broken, hashes safe, lattices safe". But there is a good chance that the concrete security of lattices will take serious hits from the next two years of AI math. The basic threat model is: factoring is something that naively takes 2^(n/2) time, but over decades smart people have found and optimized number field sieves, and degraded that to 2^O(n^(1/3)), which is why RSA keys and signatures need to be ~400 bytes (and not 64 bytes). What if there are skeletons in the closet like that, both for elliptic curves and lattices, that we are simply not smart enough to discover - but bots soon will be? This is a major part of the reason why for the past year ethereum's lean roadmap has been going in the "hash-only" direction: no lattices, no ML-DSA, no Falcon, no lattice-based commitments inside ZK proofs, etc. Signatures in lean ethereum are all hash-based, either WOTS or SPHINCS-. For signatures and proofs, we already know how to go hash-only. The bigger challenge is for *public-key encryption* - and this goes far beyond blockchains. Secure communication, anonymizing protocols, lots of things need public-key encryption. And unfortunately there are long-standing mathematical theorems showing why public-key encryption cannot be done with hashes alone. You have to have some kind of trapdoor object that has at least one form of usable "structure" - either group theory (incl. isogenies) or lattices or code-based or potentially in the future even more newfangled and spooky things (local mixing?). But for anything that has structure, you should assume that AI will make at least some progress in breaking that structure. Here, one reasonable inference is that if you want to make something plausibly long-term secure, multiply the key sizes by 10. To me that's a very plausible world and something not at all extreme to predict. If AI will bring us 50 years of math in 2 years, then that 50 years of math may very plausibly include a "naive factoring -> GNFS" level of improvement to our ability to break lattices. In that world, lattices will still exist, but they will have to be significantly bigger to guarantee the same level of safety. And at those new larger sizes, hash-based constructions will beat lattice-based constructions on concrete efficiency in every use case where hash-based constructions are possible at all. Theoretically, of course it's possible that hashes are broken too (eg. P = NP would imply that). But I think P = NP is very unlikely. And intuitively, it's much more likely that a mathematical object has exactly no exploitable structure (like hashes are intended to), than that a mathematical object has exactly ~3 forms of exploitable structure (for elliptic curves: associativity, Schoof, pairings) and not some secret fourth form of structure we have not yet discovered that greatly degrades its security (for elliptic curves, ECDLP and pairing security). Similar for LWE, SVP, RLWE and the zoo of lattice problems. For this reason, we do not yet see any reason to worry and start padding the byte size of hashes (if we start to worry more, we would pad the round count first before doing anything to the byte size). Concrete TLDR, my own personal views: * Hash-based > lattice-based, in those situations where hash-based is possible at all * For anything lattice-based, be much more paranoid on param sizes. Remember that blockchains are only a small portion of the cryptography story; this point goes far beyond blockchains and applies to eg. access to websites, secure messaging, Tor / VPNs ... * For privacy protocols, strongly favor NOT putting encrypted notes onchain. Instead, send them offchain through some third-party mechanism. * If it's not difficult for you, keeping your funds in addresses which have not yet been used to make a transaction is a good idea. If it's easy for you, do it. **But be careful about migrations; I personally have lost more money in botched migrations than I have lost in all hacks combined**. * For multisig wallets, doing confirmations offchain is better than onchain, because this way the signatures of signer wallets do not get exposed to the public, so if ECDSA falls to AI much faster than expected, at least the multisig "gracefully degrades" to a 1-of-1 where the 1 is whoever was gathering the signatures - a much better place to be than "anyone can take the money"
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we hit 70 users a few hours after launching @Alphapebot. the bot is 100% free. here's how to use it: open it, paste any ca, and in a few seconds you get an analysis that tells you a lot: > the classic market data > everything on the dev: how much of the supply the dev controls, what other tokens the dev holds, what else the dev launched and how those did. you see right away if it's a serial launcher, if there were wins before, if it's a whale, etc. > then the part that matters most to me: how much the team, the snipers and the insiders hold. a good entry is usually when the snipers are fully out. it's dumb to ape in while snipers still hold a big part of the supply. same for insiders: better to enter once they're out. > then the top 20 holders. this one matters because it shows you the quality of the top 20 at a glance. if they're whales holding other memes, that's a good sign. if they're all shrimps and fresh wallets holding nothing else, that's a red flag. you can use this data in many ways. the best part: you get it a few seconds after pasting the ca. it costs you no time and lets you be early, and with memes, speed of execution is everything.
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stop losing money on dumb rugs just because you don't have time to do your dd. i built the best bot for you. free to use: @Alphapebot just paste the ca and in a few seconds you get: > the token's key metrics > all the dev info that matters > how much the team, the snipers and the dev hold (even when they try to hide it) > full details on the top 20 holders, so you can tell real, solid holders from fake wallets spun up to split the supply
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Stop getting rugged like a rookie. "No time for DD" is not an excuse. Paste a CA in โ†’ holders, dev, snipers, insiders, PnL. In seconds. 7 chains. Feedback & access ๐Ÿ‘‰ Before you ape in, ask the ape.
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my tg bot gave me $CHOP at $80k, it's $700k mcap rn. gud tek.
it's been a long time since i've seen @Pumpfun soft chill a coin. they're clearly chilling $RARI here (no risk no rari), paired with the ferrari stock that went live yesterday. over the past 24 hours, selling slightly exceeded buying: $4.6m sold vs. $4.4m bought. but smart traders were net accumulators, with $98.6k in net inflows across 15 wallets. the problem is the token's liquidity is only $137k. the tokenized ferrari stock isn't very liquid yet, which remains the main issue with rari for me. data: @nansen_ai you can get 10% by subscribing through this link:
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when i make it i wont tell anyone but there will be signs
this is exactly the kind of results i love seeing with my bot. tons of holders, no insiders, snipers almost all out, team supply fully sold, solid volume. and most importantly: 11 whales in the top 20, 6 dolphins and only 3 fish. guess which coin this is? hint: it's on solana, and @Pumpfun soft shilled it yesterday. bot going public soon so you can use it too! just wrapping up the final details.
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i was about to ape into a token on rh. but before doing it, i used my bot to check the distribution. i just pasted the ca and within a few seconds, i saw that all the top 20 holders created their wallets exactly 25 minutes ago. no txs on other chains, and they all hold between 1.5% and 1.8% of the supply. what do you think that means? making the bot public really soon. itโ€™ll be free.
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the main problem when you trade low caps is rugs. it's either a big win or a 0. so the #1# goal is not touching the rugs. so i built a bot that spots rug pulls on robinhood chain before they dump. it saved me $30k of losses on tokens i'd probably have aped. turns out the rugs aren't random. it's the same wallets, launch after launch. the bot remembers every wallet that keeps buying early into launches that die, and flags the next one. i backtested it. of the tokens still trading when it decided, 293 died within the hour. it had flagged 255 (87%). flagged tokens died 55% of the time. unflagged: 3%. skip what it flags and your odds of buying a rug drop from 1 in 6 to 1 in 34. how i'd use it day to day: > let it run 24/7 on every new token > pipe the verdicts to a telegram bot so they hit your phone > skip everything it flags. no chart, no research, no fomo > what's left is a short list. that's where the real work goes: lore, socials, who's behind it, is the community real it doesn't pick winners. it tells you where your time is worth spending. used @coingecko api to build this bot. the advantage is this api gives you the wallet behind every trade and every pool's real liquidity. so you see who's buying and whether the pool is already empty, not just a chart. here's the repo to use the bot: and the api key: to use it, just: > clone the repo and put your coingecko api key in .env (analyst plan or above) > run python -m sniper collect > let it run a few hours so it learns the wallets > open the dashboard with python -m sniper web and check the verdict before you buy
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> be trump > decide "artificial intelligence" is a bad name > sept 19: post a poll. "superior intelligence (SI)" or "supreme intelligence (SI)" > a launch bot fires two "SI" coins the same day. both die > sept 21: "super intelligence vs superior intelligence?" > 11 seconds later $SI exists > sept 22: tell the un that us documents will now say "super intelligence" > $SI goes from $1.3m to $8.3m in 24 minutes > sept 24: write "super intelligence (SI)" in a post about xi > +46% in an hour > sept 29: tell the launch that "SI" is the official name > +36% > same day, white house lunch. jensen huang on one side, elon musk on the other > tell reporters you're "renaming it super intelligence, officially" > +28% in one minute. > musk quotes it with two words: "super intelligence" > +56% in an hour > that night, huang, musk, pichai, amodei and zuckerberg sign your "super intelligence accord" > after midnight, executive order: every federal agency now has to say "SI" > sept 30: $SI hits $67.6m > oct 4: create the "super intelligence force" > coin dumps 8%. sell the news > never once mention a coin > marketing budget: $0 > the dev sold his whole bag for $24k on day one > mfw the best kol in crypto works for free and has never heard of the coin
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> be anon dev scammer > build a bot factory that launches a memecoin on every headline > sept 21, trump posts "super intelligence vs superior intelligence?" > 11 seconds later your bot launch $SI > pastes trump's post as the website, steals a dead coin's logo > same block: you + 3 wallets you just funded buy 31.57% of the supply > total cost: $1,509 > start dumping 4 seconds after creation. the coin hasn't even left the launch curve > fully out in 4 minutes. 207.94 SOL. +$24.5k profit. 16x. feel like a genius > trump spends the next 16 days renaming ai "super intelligence" > un speech. white house lunch. executive order > the president is shilling your coin for free. > 9 days later $SI hits $67.6m > your bag would have been worth $21.4m > the snipers you dumped on made $875k > the launchpad made ~$850k > you go back to the factory. 699 more launches since. none of them break $10k > mfw i scammed everyone and still made the least money in the room
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