The Smart Ape 🔥
@the_smart_ape
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> be @Noxa_Fi
> spend 17 months deploying on every new chain before mainnet
> total earnings: $4.5k. nobody knows you exist
> get onto robinhood chain 6 weeks early via a leaked rpc
> launch 641 tokens before the chain officially launches
> mainnet opens. you print $12m in fees in 2 weeks
> flip @Pumpfun in daily fees five days straight
> then your anon registrar deactivates your account
> you never legally owned your domain. it's gone, your site dies.
> ct screams rug
what you actually do that same week:
> set fees to 100% for creators before announcing it
> convert your profits to bitcoin and gold
> renew your ens name until the year 2126
> leave $2.4m in the treasury. untouched. still there
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