We’re acquiring Pfizer. Umbrella is the first onchain mechanism built to acquire one specific public company: Pfizer Here’s everything you need to know. 1) Why Pfizer Pfizer has the potential to become the biggest memestock in the world. During covid, Pfizer became one of the most talked about companies on earth. $PFE went over 2x from its 2020 low to its 2021 peak. Now imagine another pandemic happens. The entire internet starts talking about Pfizer again. Except this time there’s a token accumulating $PFE before it happens. That token is UMBRELLA. 2) How it works Anyone can buy $UMBRELLA at an 8-12% discount by paying in USDG. There's a daily cap. The protocol takes that USDG and buys Pfizer stock $PFE efficiently through OTC, and lock them in the treasury. Every $UMBRELLA is backed by a share of that treasury. 3) The thesis Memecoins are going to acquire public companies. This will be the biggest narrative in this cycle. We built a new onchain mechanism optimized to make it happen. Imagine if one of Pfizer's large shareholders is literally called "Umbrella" The whole internet will be talking about it. More attention → More holders → More capital → More accumulated → More influence over Pfizer. It's a flywheel that converts memetic value into intrinsic value. Comment “umbrella” and we’ll send you an invite code. Umbrellas(dot)capital October 2026