We’re acquiring Pfizer. Umbrella is the first onchain mechanism built to acquire one specific public company: Pfizer Here’s everything you need to know. 1) Why Pfizer Pfizer has the potential to become the biggest memestock in the world. During covid, Pfizer became one of the most talked about companies on earth. $PFE went over 2x from its 2020 low to its 2021 peak. Now imagine another pandemic happens. The entire internet starts talking about Pfizer again. Except this time there’s a token accumulating $PFE before it happens. That token is UMBRELLA. 2) How it works Anyone can buy $UMBRELLA at an 8-12% discount by paying in USDG. There's a daily cap. The protocol takes that USDG and buys Pfizer stock $PFE efficiently through OTC, and lock them in the treasury. Every $UMBRELLA is backed by a share of that treasury. 3) The thesis Memecoins are going to acquire public companies. This will be the biggest narrative in this cycle. We built a new onchain mechanism optimized to make it happen. Imagine if one of Pfizer's large shareholders is literally called "Umbrella" The whole internet will be talking about it. More attention → More holders → More capital → More accumulated → More influence over Pfizer. It's a flywheel that converts memetic value into intrinsic value. Comment “umbrella” and we’ll send you an invite code. Umbrellas(dot)capital October 2026

We're acquiring Pfizer. Umbrella is the first onchain mechanism built to acquire one specific public company: Pfizer Here's how it works: Anyone can buy $UMBRELLA at an 8-12% discount by paying in USDG. There's a daily cap. The protocol takes that USDG and buys Pfizer stock $PFE for the treasury. Every $UMBRELLA is backed by a share of that treasury. Stake your $UMBRELLA and you farm emissions. If the price drops below 1.75x its backing, emissions stop and the protocol starts buying back $UMBRELLA from the market. But this isn't another memecoin with stock treasury. We're launching a pandemic game where you develop viruses to earn Pfizer stock. $UMBRELLA stakers get Virus Eggs. Each egg hatches one random Virus NFT. You use them in the game to earn $PFE. (Game details will be revealed soon) The game and the NFTs are built around $UMBRELLA. Most of the revenue goes back into the treasury, which means more $PFE and more backing per token. Imagine if one of Pfizer's large shareholders is called "Umbrella" and it's a virus game that pays players in Pfizer stock. What happens when Umbrella keeps accumulating $PFE and takes a board seat? or it gets majority shares? The whole internet will be talking about it. More players join. The treasury grows. More $PFE gets bought. Rewards stay sustainable. Even more players join. We built the flywheel to acquire one of the largest pharma companies in the world. Hyper-gamblification of stock is just getting started. You're not bullish enough.