Some of you are walking love letters without even realizing it. You brighten rooms, transform atmospheres, and inspire others simply by being yourselves. That’s truly a precious gift.
“apologizes for being distant”
*goes ghost again*
I be in my apartment like wow. Thank you God- I'm able to buy food, pay my rent, keep the lights on and the water running. I just be so grateful. Idk
parents be like "i moved out at 18" nigga rent was 50 cents back then
The bootleg DVD era was wild. Pulling out a blank disc you didn't know if it was shrek 2 or Booty talk 7 🤷🤣😭
You gotta pray man... even on your best days
The worst thing you can be in a workplace is black and shy
We are currently living in a timeline where women can be thrown in jail for having an abortion, but seven men who gang rape a woman only have to write an essay to "think about what they did".
You can tell black people the full plans and they'll still say "okay just let me know." NIGGA I JUST DID!!!
I don't understand meal prep. I just don't believe that chicken is edible on day 5. I don't
Stop abbreviating shit, bro said "dyktmm?"
mf do I know the muffin man?
every high school teacher: that shit won't fly in college
that shit in college:🦅🐝🦇🚀🚁
The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS.
We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of Al. Please stop using it now.
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Sorry but how tf do construction workers get so fat that looks like a hard job idk
"Dm for prices" makes you lose customers btw
Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it's already tomorrow morning 😭
I feel so sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's ONNNNNN" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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Loyalty means more to me than just being around when everything good. It’s how you speak on me when I’m not there, how you move when we not seeing eye to eye, and whether you stay solid when nobody watching. I don’t need perfect people around me. I need people who don’t ever switch up on me.
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If an autistic person gives you far more detail than you expected, it usually isn't because they think you don't understand. It's because those are the kinds of explanations they would appreciate receiving themselves.
Many things neurotypical people assume are obvious aren't automatically obvious to autistic people. Because of that, autistic people often explain details that others leave unsaid, simply because those details are the ones they would personally need to fully understand what's being communicated.
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My toxic trait is being productive for 30 minutes, then giving myself a 3 hours break.
