Astra 🪖
@Astra_szn
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So I took a walk this afternoon, according to the directions from the map it was a 30min journey but I figured out I could do it in a lesser time taking a risk which I did and it somewhat paid off making me cut the journey 19mins short.
This made me realise Sometimes following people’s direction will only make your journey longer. It doesn’t matter how you get to win in life the main thing is just win. Take tips from people then sit down and create a path for yourself then the journey will be faster.
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I told this girl “I want a woman like my mom” and she replied with “go date your mom then”. She’s still in a relationship with me tho.
He plays soccer with his hands
Is he a footballer?
you're not nonchalant, you suck terribly at life and you know it
a nigga will borrow your charger and somehow forget it’s yours
You go tear acl if you dey try defend davido
This generation of women is so fucked, bro. They don’t believe in being able to do things for themselves anymore. They’d rather pray and wish for a man to do it for them.
Ee no easy for guys wey dey their 20s only us go dey compete with politicians and CEO'S for girls of our age😭
After all these years of fooling around na this Seun guy Ruth later settle for? 😳💔🤦🏾♂️
When a fine girl on X slide my dm
Hi. Noti
I knew ittt😭
Made a big boy purchase 🎉❤️
I finally got the smart Ai glass I ordered for, Ibadan police Una, if you like go misbehave you go just meet yourself for soso media 😂💔
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"...the person that came to borrow money from me after hearing my own story"
We all have 5 fingers but they are others with 4 , 3 or 2 fingers 💔
hey, what are you having for lunch?
Anyone can love a flower, but it takes a lot to love a leaf. It’s ordinary to love the beautiful but it’s beautiful to love the ordinary.
“My love language is gifting”
but na only boxer and singlet you don buy for me
Everyday I come on X and see the biggest ass I've ever seen😭😂
Cash flow is all a nigga pray.
