Astra ๐ช
@Astra_szn
i post memes :) check highlights for my tweets.. Dm for ads and pr ๐
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When you're sitting far away from the paying your transport
When you realize the degree you're studying is at the top of the unemployment list
To the relationship we lost because we both didn't want to text each other first
Why do Nigerian female celebrities go bald at a point?? ๐ค
So I took a walk this afternoon, according to the directions from the map it was a 30min journey but I figured out I could do it in a lesser time taking a risk which I did and it somewhat paid off making me cut the journey 19mins short.
This made me realise Sometimes following peopleโs direction will only make your journey longer. It doesnโt matter how you get to win in life the main thing is just win. Take tips from people then sit down and create a path for yourself then the journey will be faster.
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I told this girl โI want a woman like my momโ and she replied with โgo date your mom thenโ. Sheโs still in a relationship with me tho.
He plays soccer with his hands
Is he a footballer?
you're not nonchalant, you suck terribly at life and you know it
a nigga will borrow your charger and somehow forget itโs yours
You go tear acl if you dey try defend davido
This generation of women is so fucked, bro. They donโt believe in being able to do things for themselves anymore. Theyโd rather pray and wish for a man to do it for them.
Ee no easy for guys wey dey their 20s only us go dey compete with politicians and CEO'S for girls of our age๐ญ
After all these years of fooling around na this Seun guy Ruth later settle for? ๐ณ๐๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
When a fine girl on X slide my dm
Hi. Noti
I knew ittt๐ญ
Made a big boy purchase ๐โค๏ธ
I finally got the smart Ai glass I ordered for, Ibadan police Una, if you like go misbehave you go just meet yourself for soso media ๐๐
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"...the person that came to borrow money from me after hearing my own story"
We all have 5 fingers but they are others with 4 , 3 or 2 fingers ๐
