Yhudee🥴❤️
@Uduakabasi70375
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Being the Best❤️
civil engineering student 🚂👨🔬
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When bro screams " what were you to her " during our exams so I knew the answer is the last option
Doctor : Relax , David , it is just a surgery. Don't get nervous
Me : Doc , my name isn't David
Doctor : I know , I am David
How unlucky are you :
Me:
BRO : Where are the baddies at
Also BRO when they pull up :
Doctor : So the operation to remove the bullet from your head was successful
*Card declines*
Doctor :
When you're having an argument with bro and you're clearly wrong but refuse to apologise and bro replies " that's why she doesn’t want to get back together with you "
He plays soccer with his hands
Is he a footballer?
No be later I go see video of cry for help shey una ddy see am now.
Todays episode on how to dodge bullet😊❤️
i need to stop taking my own thoughts so seriously. half of them were created while i was hungry
Collapsed doggy helps prevent pregnancy 🤰 —- Try it raw.
‼️🚨BREAKING: The Premier League 2026/2027 season starts in exactly 10 days from today 👀😎✅
Who is going to win the Premier League this season:
✅ Chelsea
✅ Arsenal
✅ Manchester United
✅ Manchester City
✅ Tottenham
✅ Liverpool
Are you guys ready for what is coming? 🤔 👀
#CFC# | #CHELSEA# | #PREMIERLEAGUE# | #MUFC# | #ARSENAL# | #LFC# | #MCFC#
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Be honest, Which of these can you do without?😂
Today stomach protest don make me unlock my mortal combat skill
Adulting is only fun when the money is consistent
Should I jump 🌚🌋
The last thing I’ll ever do is start being nice to you while you’re out here doing bad just because I want something from you.
i like people that communicate like they actually want you in their life.
Nothing compares to having people who genuinely want to see you win.
I want to get kidnapped by bandits so the can all gang together and give it to me? I want to feel those uncircumcised P
Inside
