Pidgin and English teachings.
PIDGIN:
Na to crash for bed: Ese dey ley.
ENGLISH:
To sleep: Ese is in a slumber.
🚨 Raphinha on having better numbers than Messi: "It seems crazy. In the end, you end up surpassing the numbers… the numbers of THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME". 🇦🇷👽
"Surpassing Messi's numbers is something to CELEBRATE". 🎉
"But MESSI IS MESSI. For me, there are no comparisons". ❌
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Country is finished
Filling station cannot afford fuel so they installed solar panel to power their station 😭
Thai Beef Noodles — 420 cals, 32g protein.
No deep fry. No heavy oil. Just wok + flavor.
Who wants this on next week menu?
Comment “THAI” 👇 — if we get 20, we cook am Wednesday.
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Nobody: fathers going to unplug your phone at 15% to plug their own at 85%! 😂😂
I want to be someone's soft place and his obsession at the same time. Not one or the other. A love that's gentle with me and fiercely unwilling to lose me.
Some people go to church for prayers and worship, others go because they heard there will be food after service.
No judgement,we understand.🥱
We all know why she didn't fix the middle finger?
Good morning. Today is declared blessed
🚨If you like score 1 million Hattricks they will still prefer and hype Lamine Yamal over you
The crazy thing is that the Yamal guy is overrated.,😂
Bukayo Saka vs Brighton yesterday:
🚨Malick Yalcouyé on Declan Rice.
🗣️ I used to have huge respect for him but not after what he did today. He thinks he can do anything on the pitch and go scot-free because the referee will overlook it as usual.
He clearly kicked me without making any contact with the ball. Then he came straight to me and said " you're lucky I didn't break your feet young baldie!
For me that's an attitude of a sore loser because he was so pained to see his team losing 3-0 to us while still playing tough.
Arsenal are the PGMOL most protected team and their players are now beginning to believe they can hurt other players without being punished.
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He is the most powerful sorcerer in the world yet out of fear of a single young boy he sealed himself away at the edge of the world
This morning I almost urinated in bed because I thought I was peeing into a gutter in my dream. 😔
Can you imagine my dick getting hard in church while I’m praying?😩😩
Daniel delivered food on an old bicycle to help support his mother and pay his younger sister’s school fees.
One rainy afternoon, he received an order to a large office building. The delivery was supposed to take only ten minutes.
When Daniel arrived, he saw a man struggling to carry several heavy boxes.
“Can I help you?” Daniel asked.
The man looked surprised. “Aren’t you supposed to be delivering food?”
Daniel smiled. “I can still help.”
After carrying the boxes inside, the man noticed a small notebook attached to Daniel’s bicycle.
Inside were detailed drawings of machines, bicycles, and inventions.
“You made these?” the man asked.
Daniel nodded. He explained that he had always dreamed of becoming an engineer but couldn’t afford university or proper equipment.
The man introduced himself as Mr. Carter, an engineer who owned a technology company.
“Come to my office tomorrow,” he said. “Bring your notebook.”
Daniel thought it was simply an act of kindness.
But when Mr. Carter examined his drawings, he was amazed.
Daniel had taught himself engineering concepts using borrowed books and free videos whenever he had time.
Mr. Carter offered him a job as a junior design assistant and helped him continue his education.
Years later, Daniel became a successful inventor.
One of his designs eventually became a product used by delivery workers across the city.
Daniel never forgot the ten-minute delivery that changed his life.
He realized that sometimes, the opportunity you've been waiting for can arrive disguised as an ordinary day.
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Every morning, Daniel arrived at the small delivery company before everyone else.
He earned minimum wage, worked long hours, and rarely received praise. But he didn't complain. Instead, he watched.
He studied how orders were handled, how customers were treated, how the company made money, and—most importantly—where it was failing.
Then one Friday afternoon, his boss called him into the office.
“You’re fired.”
Daniel walked out carrying a small box of his belongings. He had barely enough money to survive the month.
For the first few days, he felt completely lost.
Then he remembered everything he had learned while working there.
Daniel took his small savings and bought an old laptop. He started a tiny delivery service from his bedroom.
At first, he had only three customers.
Then five.
Then twenty.
But Daniel did something his former employer never did—he listened carefully to his customers.
He made deliveries faster, communicated better, and treated every customer like they mattered.
Within two years, his tiny business had grown into a serious company.
One afternoon, Daniel walked into a business meeting and discovered that his biggest potential client was his former employer.
His old boss stared at him in disbelief.
“You?”
Daniel smiled.
“I learned everything I know from working for you.”
The room became silent.
“But getting fired taught me what I needed to know to build something better.”
That meeting ended with Daniel winning the contract.
The man who once signed Daniel’s termination letter was now asking him for a partnership.
Daniel never forgot that painful Friday.
Because sometimes, what feels like rejection is actually redirection.
Losing the job wasn't the end of his story. It was the moment he finally started writing his own.
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Your erections may become completely WEAK in a few years if you still do these five things: 🧵
“Your card was declined.”
Kunle checked his account again.
Nothing.
He had brought his girlfriend to a restaurant to celebrate her birthday, and suddenly he couldn't pay.
He tried another card.
Declined.
His face went red.
Then the waiter quietly walked over.
“Sir, don't worry. It's been paid.”
Kunle looked confused.
“By who?”
The waiter pointed toward the door.
An elderly man was leaving.
Kunle ran after him.
“Sir! Why did you pay my bill?”
The man smiled.
“Because thirty years ago, I was sitting where you were sitting.”
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