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damn this post added billions to Meta marketcap
@icyponds maybe I’ll just invest in Zuck the cuck’s dystiopian ad god machine instead of monitoring the Saylor situation every day
if you told someone a while ago Saylor stopped buying for a month and sold 9 figs of Bitcoin theyd prob expect a gigantic red dildo daily candle
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: KEN GRIFFIN’S CITADEL ACQUIRES CRYPTO ASSETS FROM STRATEGY AT AN AVERAGE PRICE OF $18,212 PER BITCOIN
Long Reddit
the foundational training ground of bluechip AI chatbots
bros how do we rhyme the meme October bottom with Saylors predicament
store 0.001 Bitcoin in 1000 hardware wallets of various brands, carried by 1000 mules in their ass in 1000 remote villages
people are now legitimately angry at Saylor when he buys and when he sells though
STRATEGY SOLD 1,638 BITCOIN AT AVG PRICE OF $63,957
entire timeline is fading the april 2027 BTC/ConocoPhilips moku flip as discovered by quant @pmullr
a little boop below the 200wma to scare the hoes
Peter Shit and Rubebini declare the final death of Bitcoin
then we go up
(maybe)
mild Substratum vibes
Saylor can’t actually “blow up” anytime soon but him talking about moving averages is bad, sigh
We’re now tracking Bitcoin’s 200-week moving average and its premium to that level on Since the 200W MA became available, Bitcoin has traded above it 92% of the time. Today, it sits almost exactly on the line.
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this is a how a man turned into @inversebrah
@pmullr Inagine
feel bad for people who lost a decade worth of savings on coldcard
lesson is if you don’t want to diversify your investments, diversify your custody/storage solutions at least
there are always future unknowns
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remember the most import thing left in crypto now
to catch someone who’s not a scammer being wrong on a trade idea, so you can call him a washed retard forever
did orange man paid group subscribers get signal yet there’s a peace deal
or?
OIL STOCKS FALL PREMARKET AS CRUDE PRICES DECLINE OVER 5%
EXXONMOBIL DOWN 1.6%, CHEVRON DOWN 1.5%, CONOCOPHILLIPS FALLS 2%
OCCIDENTAL PETROLEUM FALLS 2.3%, DEVON ENERGY DOWN 1.9%
Insider tells me Hype insurance fund was stored entirely on Coldcare
@icyponds maybe I’ll just invest in Zuck the cuck’s dystiopian ad god machine instead of monitoring the Saylor situation every day
@inversebrah August 1 2569 BE (the day we break even)
