Longed all gender neutral woke stocks here.
I hired 200+ KOLs with 10M+ combined followers.
Together, they will be placed in an enclosed arena with weapons to battle to the death until a single champion remains.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
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Hey girl if you’re thinking of trying bangs, wait until the charts are green and see if you still feel the same xo
Ggs to Robin Guards who just rage baited every KOL into quoting this post and getting more project exposure in the past few hours than they did with all the “KOLs” they hired for the marketing campaign.
Well played.
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Crypto Twitter KOLs are a fucking scam. And we have the numbers to prove why.
We hired 200+ KOLs with 10M+ combined followers. Every single one had a 400+ Sorsa score and 100+ Smart Followers. Most had 1,000+ Sorsa.
200+ KOLs posted twice each.
Our result? 280 NFTs sold at $5.
Now let’s talk about this circus.
Fake views. Fake likes. AI-generated replies that don’t even understand what the project does. The same fucking accounts liking and replying to each other in engagement groups, recycling engagement and pretending they’re influential.
You have 200K followers but can’t prove you have actual buyers. You’re scared of referral deals because deep down you know nobody will click your links, buy anything or convert.
YOU HAVE BOTTED FOLLOWERS, NOT INFLUENCE.
And the funniest part? You genuinely think you’re marketing professionals. You’re a bunch of engagement farmers playing influencer, selling fake numbers to projects and calling it a career.
Our team tested this firsthand. We were ready to pay for influence, but got fucking nothing.
And you wonder why CT is dying? Why projects are cutting deals? Why marketing teams are moving to TikTok and Instagram?
BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO PAY FOR YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE.
Honestly, go work at McDonald’s. At least you’ll serve people something useful instead of selling projects fake engagement and pretending to be important.
200+ KOLs. 10M+ followers. 280 NFTs sold.
That’s your fucking influence.
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I love living in a place with all 4 seasons because fall fits are the best 🤌🍁
Binance hacked for $2.77B.
Log off, bro. Charts are about to get bloody.
BREAKING: Binance wallets see unexplained ~$2.77B outflow across 5 chains, possible drain. Hack NOT confirmed, no Binance statement yet.
Bo Burnham is back on Netflix?
Time to stockpile canned goods and toilet paper.
Just had my quarterly check in w my psych and she asked me what’s been going on since our last visit 3 months ago.
I’m pretty sure she popped a Xanax halfway through the appt.
Me screen testing for the Netflix documentary on CT after Trump coin.
My cousin’s friend’s brother tried pump once at a party. He immediately burst into flames and DIED.
TL is just alternating apocalyptic compromise of ai headlines and posts about a movie titled You Can See Everything.
They really playing in our face
Abstract winding down was a miss, but happy to see quality projects migrating or relaunching on other chains 👇
1. @onchainheroes by @Skarly
Now building @yieldfields_rh on Robinhood Chain
> Congrats on the solid reveal! 👏
2. @gigaverse by @0xDith
Now @GigaLegendsLTD on ETH mainnet
3. @hamieverse by @MateenMohammed_
> Migrated to ETH ✅
> Had a 2-hour call with Mateen yesterday; looking forward to the next steps. They are cooking something here 🧑🍳🔥
4. @TollanUniverse by @im_mkx
> Top 4 in lifetime upvotes on Abstract
> Had a call with Michael today (good alpha coming here; keep an eye 👌)
We need more quality projects & founders like this.
Abstract didn't deserve you, and we're looking forward to your success on other chains 💜
Excited for what's coming next!
NFTS are here to stay 🫡
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You’re never going to believe this but I thought I was applying to White Castle and just got this email 😬
