5% making money
10% pretending
1% builders
2% ghostwriting for the 10%
82% fighting over who is more right
CT in a nutshell
tomorrow is a big day and id be lying if i wasnt shitting my pants thinking about it
this whole thing started out as just a culmination of everything i liked in defi with some new mechanics, uniswap v4 hooks tied it all nicely together
i thought this was gonna be a project for the deep corners of onchain crypto, for the few hundred washed plumbers that are left. it was something we were bullish enough on to self fund the entire development of
never would i have expected a whitepaper to garner this much attention. i never thought there would be a timeline where i would want LESS attention on a launch
we are a lean team and we tried to adapt to everything, and i do believe we tried our best to do right by the ppl. i believe we set this launch up in a way that is fair and open, and the team will keep building in that ethos
i truly have no idea how launch is going to go tmr so nothing is financial advice, everything is experimental software, standard reserve is not a legally chartered bank or financial institution, play at your own risk
whatever happens, thank you for all the support. you’ve all given a few of us plumbers a lot to smile about
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solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx needs to be repriced.
15% of total supply has already been burned, with a burn rate of approximately 0.22% per day.
In the ecosystem, there is 1 token above $100M market cap, 3 tokens above $10M, 3 tokens above $5M, and 27 tokens above $1M.
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I think the fomo app is gonna double the amount of suicides we see this cycle.
I mean I'm financially comfortable and it's even hard for me watching people catch these 7fig in a day trades while I just barely miss them cause I was eating dinner or whatever. Imagine someone stuck in a disadvantaged position experiencing that constantly...
So please take care of yourself and watch out for your friends. There's always another day, another trade. Gammi loves you and wants to see you win.
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STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND READ THIS TILL THE END
It’s not just about $EMBER
It’s about reoccurring misconceptions we see every single day when people try to read and interpret bubblemaps
We’ve updated the map of $EMBER
Team members reached out with more context on a wallet that created a cluster:
Wallet GZjYfG is a reward distributor
It's now labeled and hidden
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This context wasn’t available onchain
Ember’s flywheel mechanism is not standard
Rewards are sent from a regular EOA controlled offchain, rather than through a contract that can be identified automatically. From an onchain perspective, GZjYfG looks like a wallet sending tokens to other holders.
The connections were correct.
The missing piece was Ember’s offchain setup
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This highlights a few misconceptions about Bubblemaps:
1. A cluster does NOT mean a scam
Clusters show connections between holders, which can (sometimes) have legitimate explanations. The issue is obfuscation, not concentration.
2. Label is context
Bubblemaps shows onchain connections. A missing label never change the underlying data, but it can provide context to help understand what those connections mean
3. Labeling should be a shared effort
We label as much as we can (1B+ labels), but we can’t reverse-engineer every custom mechanism across every chain.
Projects know their infra better than anyone: contracts, treasuries, fees, reward systems, etc. And they shouldn’t want us guessing. That’s why anyone can submit labels directly through Bubblemaps:
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Thanks for reading!
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@bubblemaps provided the data: a cluster of 19 connected accounts had a 98% success rate when betting on KPMG-audited companies. This follows a scoop from WSJ’s
@davidamichaels last month, on an upcoming batch of prediction-market insider trading cases
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BREAKING:
@LaunchOnSF (StonkFun) has become the #
1# memecoin launchpad across all chains by 24-hour revenue, surpassing both PumpFun and Pons.
did not want to shill this token
but these two did and its funny af
don't tell my mum I hodl 0.9% of solana:6CsmCtDAhRcbp3G4KiinKC2JjLJ9BpR7isqcgZefqLym
Federal authorities suspect a KPMG employee of insider trading
We found 19 connected accounts with a 98% win rate on KPMG-related markets
Could it be him? 🧵
How do I tell my mother i bought $METH?
(Serious question)
bought solana:6CsmCtDAhRcbp3G4KiinKC2JjLJ9BpR7isqcgZefqLym and got arrested
If your coin can survive a hunter biden memecoin max extraction event + A pump fun israel vampire max extraction event in the same day, it can go to billions
$LAPTOP was a bloodbath!
80% of traders lost money:
• 2 lost $100K-$1M
• 100 lost $10K+
• 700 lost $1K+
• 11,000 smaller losses
Thank you Hunter Biden! 🤡
$LAPTOP top holders are mostly fresh wallets
60% have no prior activity
Organic 🤡
holy fck StonkFun generated more revenue in 24hrs than Robinhood PONS
and PONS still has 5x market cap of $STONK
do the maths!!
Solana szn on Stonk.
I don’t care what anyone says
$350 will always be a lot of money to me
Nice little stimmy to start your day
This unc, got a celebration today.
Just had lunch with my family, now back to clicking.
Money is flowing to Robinhood!
Stablecoin supply grew 5x faster than any other chain in 30 days
+$400M
I don't care what anyone says
$400 will always be a lot of money to me
Nice little ~3x to end the week