Not Elon Musk
@ElonMuskAOC
I’m on a quest to bang AOC on Mars. (Parody Account)
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Freedom of speech is the greatest gift ever delivered.
𝕏 is where it all starts!
I will tweet what I want, when I want
Freedom of speech is for EVERYONE!
America is the greatest country on Earth!
I’ll hear nothing else
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Welcome to the Trump era, honey!
I am deeply appalled and angry to see “Firework” used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes. I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.
I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments. To see a message of self-worth and upliftment weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for.
My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.
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(Former) Trillionaire
I’m poor now 😢
I will be a trillionaire again one day
Mark my words
(Former) Trillionaire
Pied deez nuts buddy
Stop what you’re doing
If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you’re back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail.
Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.
The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.
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Happy to see TRON being included in the S&P’s inaugural crypto index!
So when AI takes over the world, what are you going to do?
Tell me we’re getting closer to AGI without telling me we’re getting closer to AGI
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Nice
𝕏 is cool because I can post a picture of a cute dog and some guy named Elon will comment “nice”
Everyday, we’re one step closer to Mars.
Which means we’re one step closer to me making babies on Mars…
How much does the Spain Fútbol Team cost?
I’d like to buy them.
Spain or Argentina?
Take your pick.
White House Lawn
UFC style
You in? @finkd
Why can’t I give out $1,000,000 to everyone on Earth?
Everyone on Earth will be a trillionaire in 100 years.
Mark my words.
Please don’t give me Diarrhea
- Elon
I’ve never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke.
Ever!
I need to know when the Tesla Semi ships. Can you build me a team that notifies me on new tesla drops and emails on a weekly basis to all of our team members?
Your next coworker won’t be human.
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