Employee Tears
@EmployeeTears
I make you feel good about hating your job.
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Busy day at work:
Complain how tired i am
Distract Everyone
Make sarcastic comments
I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.
If a coworker is getting on your nerves today remember, someone is probably married to them and has to hang out with them and they're not even getting paid to do it.
Wait, before email existed… did people just leave work and nobody could contact them until the next day?
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set
Everyday at work I wonder if they put this team of coworkers together around me to film an undercover TV show to see how long it takes me to finally snap
When a coworker says “this is just between us,” pull out a notebook and three highlighters. Become ungovernable.
When someone starts screen sharing, say “oh no.” Refuse to elaborate. Become ungovernable.
When your boss asks you to “prioritize accordingly,” ask them to rank everything they’ve called urgent this week. Become ungovernable.
When a coworker says “sorry to bother you,” say “thank you for acknowledging it.” Become ungovernable.
When someone says “we’re all on the same page,” ask what page number. Refuse to proceed without it. Become ungovernable.
My boss tried to talk to me about ignoring my team members’ messages. I told him I’m not ignoring them. I’m creating an independent problem-solving environment. Become ungovernable.
At 25 | dreamed of climbing the corporate ladder now I dream of falling off the ladder so I can collect worker's comp.
Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered
Me: can you work today
Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would
I'm so done with this shit" I say as I continue to responsibly do my job to the best of my ability.
I’m the opposite of AI. It took me an hour to write one email and I haven’t had any water today.
normalize booing in the workplace
My toxict trait at work is ending a work call I couldn’t fix with, “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
uh oh... made my boss mad by using the vacation days my boss gave me
