Employee Tears(@EmployeeTears):I love how Microsoft Teams automatically changes my status to Away the second I stop touching my mouse. Because obviously if I’m reading a document, thinking, or doing literally anything that doesn’t involve aggressively moving my cursor, I’ve abandoned my job. Incredible way to measure productivity. No notes.

Employee Tears

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Employee Tears@EmployeeTears

2026.10.12 19:03

I love how Microsoft Teams automatically changes my status to Away the second I stop touching my mouse. Because obviously if I’m reading a document, thinking, or doing literally anything that doesn’t involve aggressively moving my cursor, I’ve abandoned my job. Incredible way to measure productivity. No notes.

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