I am on Telegram now. People have been asking me to do this forever and it is finally up, because one of you asked out loud. Everything lands there too. The breaking drops, the threads, the show links, one place. Come find me. 💎

She posted the selfie Thursday. The caption: "Going to the trump rally in my city tmr so I can shoot him with my glock! wish me luck guys!!" The FBI flagged it the same day. The Volusia County Sheriff's Office traced it to a 21 year old in Daytona Beach, and detectives walked up to her door with the Secret Service. Allison Albro told them it was a joke. No Glock, no gun at all. Detectives searched her home with her permission and found none. Booked anyway. Written threats to kill, a second degree felony in Florida, up to fifteen years. Held with NO bond. Sheriff Mike Chitwood: "I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a 'joke' along these lines to think twice." President Trump takes the stage at the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach at 7 tonight. A joke does not name the day, the city and the gun. 💎

One wore the Mickey Mouse suit at Disney World. One carries a badge at an elementary school. One coaches a youth football team. One serves in the Navy. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd arrested all four this week, in the same seven day sting. Two hundred eighty one arrests, the largest undercover operation his office has ever run. Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier stood beside him to announce it. Thirty one of the men are charged as child sex predators. Every one of them thought he was talking to a child. The coach, the sailor and the Mickey Mouse man are on that list. The deputy was charged with soliciting a prostitute. Judd's words: he "should have known better." The Mickey Mouse man is twenty four. He told the girl he was seventeen. The girl was a detective. He said more than once he thought it was a sting. He kept asking her to sneak out ANYWAY. Seventeen of the suspects work at Disney World or Universal. Seven of those seventeen are on the child predator list. Their records already held 358 felonies and 440 misdemeanors. Thirty two are illegal aliens from nine countries. Twenty two were collecting public assistance, $8,373 a month. The mouse suit was the least of the disguises. 💎

I KNEW IT! 😂 I called this on the show yesterday, said this rascal would turn up at Turdstock 2026. And here he is in the overalls, pre gaming at the bar before he even gets there. Never doubt me. 🍺

Two years ago today the President of the United States put a baby's foot in his mouth at the White House Halloween party. It is on tape. We played it on the show. Two Halloweens later, ask yourself what else got waved through. 💎

A man walked into a Minneapolis polling place, gave a name that was not his, and the election judges matched it to the roll and let him apply for a ballot. That is page three of Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty's own complaint. The complaint charges James O'Keefe and Cam Higby, who went undercover on primary day to film Minnesota's no ID vouching system, with felony unlawful voting. Up to five years on each count. NOBODY voted. Page four, citing the precinct incident log: "neither Defendant Higby nor the person with him ultimately voted." The county's own release says neither man signed the oath. So where is the vote? Page five. The Secretary of State told investigators that applying for a ballot begins the moment you give a name to the roster judge. Minnesota lets one registered voter vouch for eight people with no ID. Higby told the judge he would be back with eight more. The lock opened on a name. They charged the men who rattled it. 💎

The Supreme Court already blocked this judge's order once. She wrote another one. Eighty four pages. Maame Frimpong, a Biden appointee in Los Angeles, signed it October 23. It stayed sealed until Thursday. Immigration agents across seven Southern California counties may not stop anyone based on "racial stereotyping", and looking Latino and working class is not enough on its own. Same judge, same case. In September 2025 the Supreme Court stayed her first order 6 to 3. Justice Kavanaugh wrote that about ten percent of the people in the Los Angeles region are in the country illegally. Two million out of twenty million. Twenty one cities and the County of Los Angeles joined the suit against the agents. The government asked her to pause the order fourteen days so it could appeal in an orderly way. DENIED. The administration appealed Wednesday. DHS answered in one line, its agents are protecting the American people, "not entertaining performative outrage." That is not a ruling. That is a dare. 💎

Federal agents searched Ilhan Omar's home. The Justice Department confirmed the warrant. The file is still SEALED. 175 House Democrats signed a letter demanding the probe stop. Nearly 40 refused. Ask yourself what those forty already know. 💎

Nepal. Cambodia. Bangladesh. Venezuela. Madrid. Bangkok. Those are audience tags Harris County, Texas put on its taxpayer funded get out the vote ads this fall. Not ONE tag on the list says Houston. Not one says Texas. The county clerk, Teneshia Hudspeth, spent $43,429 on the ads in thirty days. The tags steered them to Black, Latino and Asian users. Thursday the Texas Attorney General's office sued her in Harris County district court. Ken Paxton recused himself, he is on that ballot too. The petition calls the list "this peculiar assortment" and says there "can be no legitimate reason" for it. Harris County's lawyers called the suit a "pathetic political distraction." Thursday night, with one day of early voting left, the clerk pulled the tags. Her reason, in a statement: "to avoid unnecessary distractions." You do not pull the thing you just called a distraction. You pull the thing you cannot defend. 💎

A LAW FIRM SUED TO REOPEN THE GREEN CARD LOTTERY. Red Eagle Law, an immigration firm with two dozen employees in Bonsall, California, took Secretary of State Marco Rubio to court in August. Not for an immigrant. For itself. The lottery hands out up to 55,000 green cards a year by random draw. The State Department never opened the 2027 drawing. The firm told the judge that drawing was worth as much as 29 percent of its gross revenue. Judge Jinsook Ohta, a Biden appointee in San Diego, bought it and ordered Rubio to open registration by Sunday. Thursday the Ninth Circuit, the federal appeals court for the West Coast, froze that order 3 to 0, Clinton, Bush and Biden appointees together. They wrote that they do not endorse what State did. They froze it anyway, because of who was asking. The program "was enacted to encourage immigration, not generate revenue for law firms." The lottery has been shut since December, after the Brown University gunman, a Portuguese national, turned out to have come in on one of these visas. They were not fighting for the immigrant. They were fighting for the invoice. 💎

Good morning, happy Friday! 🐐 These goats prance in fairy wings and butterfly costumes, hopping with pure joy. It's the start of Halloween weekend, so take their cue: throw on something fun, leap without overthinking, and let happiness lead! 💛🎃🔊

Barack Obama's OWN FBI opened the first federal file on Ilhan Omar. Ten years later he calls the investigation appalling. The New York Times reported it Thursday. Summer of 2016, the FBI and Homeland Security opened an immigration fraud investigation into Omar's 2009 marriage. She was running for the Minnesota House. He was in the White House. Her campaign asked Andrew Luger, then the U.S. attorney for Minnesota, for a letter. August 22, 2016: "my office is not investigating, nor have we requested an investigation into Ms. Omar." Her campaign released it as exoneration. Luger now tells the Times the letter "was never meant to say anything about the substance of the claims." Nobody was charged. Prosecutors, the Times reports, concluded the potential felony fell outside a five-year statute of limitations. Omar's office says she "has repeatedly and unequivocally denied this baseless, disgusting conspiracy theory." Agents searched her Washington home October 12. She has not been charged. Obama, October 18: "The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president." The first time the federal government looked at Ilhan Omar, he was running it. You do not get to be appalled by a file your own people opened. 💎

The Pentagon's war planner sat in a Silver Diner in Arlington and briefed a reporter off notes he took from a SECRET report. Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia ran the Joint Staff office that writes the war plans. Pete Hegseth, who runs the Pentagon, fired him this week. The internal investigation report, obtained by Axios, says he admitted passing classified Iran and Ukraine information to two reporters for about a year. On video, after the fourth failed polygraph. The diner notes were on American aid to Ukraine. One of the two reporters was writing a book, and he met that one twice without Public Affairs knowing. A Signal message he said "had something to do with Iran" is gone. He deleted the whole thread. He told investigators it was an accident. Two other Pentagon sources told CBS News the accusations are not true. The Joint Staff thanked him for 32 years of service, then took the thank you back. The case is at the Justice Department. Nobody deletes the whole thread by accident. 💎

A U.S. senator took a briefing on the Iran war plan. Then he reviewed it on X. Chris Murphy, Democrat of Connecticut, said it Wednesday to a room at the Middle East Institute, a Washington think tank. Thursday morning he typed it out for everyone else: "Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives." Cannot disclose any details. Then confirms the plan exists, puts it after the election, and tells the world it will fail. Tehran already knew the rest. The war has been under a ceasefire since April 8. The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday that Gulf governments were told to brace for a short, intense campaign after November 3. President Trump, asked about strikes after the election: "anything's possible." What Tehran did not have until Thursday morning is a senator who sat in the room telling them in PUBLIC that it will not work. That is not oversight. That is a heads up. 💎

Monday at 3PM ET: a third Houthi strike in a week hit Riyadh airport. 12 people dead, one of them American, 309 wounded. We get into what Washington does next, and why that answer still has not come. 💎

Financial violence, live: Bessent just grounded Iran’s ENTIRE aviation sector in one afternoon. 27 airlines. 36 targets. Then a warning to every bank on earth: touch them and you’re cut off. Bessent isn’t fighting a war. He’s foreclosing on one. 💥🛩️