Michael, CPA
@MikeTheTrader
CPA | Options Trader | @inTheAssembly
I read SEC filings so you don't have to
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Not getting the flu shot this year.
I am injecting NAD+ instead.
Haven’t gotten the flu since 2018.
Peptides are the future of medicine.
A trader was up 4,502% this year back in May.
Now the account is up 595%.
That is an 85% drop from the top.
To get back to the top, it now needs to grow about 562%.
Gains and losses are NOT even. A big loss needs a much bigger gain to fix it.
That is why position size matters even more than being right.
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Make a profitable trade and someone on here will call you retarded
@MikeTheTrader @kms_ghostt Better change the name to
Michael, Retarded* CPA
Tuesday's inflation report will be missing the number everyone quotes.
The government never collected prices in October 2025 because of the shutdown. With no prices from a year ago, there is nothing to compare against.
So this month there will be no official yearly inflation rate. Not for overall prices, and not for core prices, which leave out food and energy.
What you will get is the one-month change. Forecasters expect prices rose about 0.24% in October, down from 0.6% in September. Core is expected to be up about 0.2%.
That monthly number is the whole show. Traders see about an 80% chance the Federal Reserve raises rates in December.
If you see a yearly number on Tuesday, it is just someone's estimate. It is not the official one.
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Off season problems lead to in season problems. Easiest bet ever. ✅
Hopefully Michigan figures it out one year.
The United States Treasury just said it may buy back up to $95 billion of its own bonds this quarter. But that number is a ceiling, not a promise.
Up to $70 billion is for liquidity support. That means buying older bonds that are hard to trade so dealers can keep the market working.
Up to $25 billion is for cash management in short bonds from about 1 month to 2 years.
This is not the Federal Reserve printing money. The Treasury is swapping some old debt for cash as part of how it runs the debt market.
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My wife’s SHEIN order was on that boat she’s gonna be so pissed about this
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US military strikes cargo ship in the Strait of Hormuz for attempting to bypass its blockade on Iranian ports.
CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU WANT INSANE VALUE AT ZERO COST👇
Going to just start saying I’m an engineer for XAI
(I use Grok @bot and I allow them to improve their model through my usage)
🚨 YOU NEED TO READ THIS BEFORE NVDA EARNINGS NOV 17
It’s a very good stock. I promise you don’t want to miss another one.
👉 @InTheAssembly
HOOD Summit ‘26 Day 1 Recap ✈️
@InTheAssembly was in attendance, interviewing key business leaders and networking with investors
MASSIVE ROI TRADE WINNER ✅💯
67% ROI on $SLV in less than 2 weeks 📈
Trades & education posted 👉 @InTheAssembly
93% ROI in just one month on the $AXP short spreads 🔥🤯
Plays like these are posted, and taught/explained, within @InTheAssembly
We have another spread open in a profitable position right now too 👀
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Yesterday, @InTheAssembly landed an interview with the CEO and CFO of $HDSN - a business that has a contract with the Department of Logistics Agency, multiple millions of dollars of recent insider buying, is one of Frank's favorite stocks (our proprietary AI agent), and has exposure to the AI data center buildout.
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Most people skim past the real signals buried in financial disclosures.
Within @InTheAssembly, we do the opposite. We publish professional-level pieces on economic events, investigative research, and the details almost everyone overlooks.
I just published one on what I believe is a clear warning from a $200+ billion company.
Join 👉
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