Read this is: our business model burns way too much cash, so we must force everyone else to stop developing and regulate our way into a government-protected monopoly
Translation: we need to immediately stop torching cash to provide some semblance of a sustainable business model so we can rush this IPO out the door before the bubble pops
RIP “compute shortage/AI bottleneck” bros
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We have paused some frontier RL training to ensure that we can meet the appropriate alignment, security and monitoring standards for the new level of capabilities in front of us. Model progress is now extremely rapid, and we always said we would take action if we felt that model capabilities were outstripping the pace of safety and alignment.
We care very deeply about AI safety. We believe the entire field will have to coordinate on shared safety standards, but will act unilaterally in the meantime.
We expect confidence in safety to increasingly set the pace of AI progress. We are optimistic about the alignment work we are doing, and we remain committed to making frontier capabilities widely available.
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All the AI hype artists are shilling together in unison ... they know what's coming
excited to work together on this. thank you jensen!
Friendly reminder... this chart below is why Anthropic's ARR disappointed, and why they're rushing to dump the IPO onto retail bagholders
It's also why Jensen Huang is backstopping $500B in bagholder loans to new GPU buyers
The great AI Commodification is officially here
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This is the chart MAG-7 bagholders need to familiarize themselves with...
Earnings are an accounting fiction, free cash flow is reality
Pretty big downside on some of these if they go back to 25th %ile FCF multiple on 2030 ests.
$CRWV shares now down 20% from the post-earnings bagholder buying spree... and suddenly the bulls are awfully quiet out there
It's always good to have situational awareness of who might possibly buy your bags before entering a trade
Bespoke options contracts with no liquid market meeting a margin call = oops
Situational Awareness "purchased 'flex options,' a customized derivative, to amplify its AI trade."
Flex options aren't what you might use as a pickup move at Surf Club Montauk.
FLEX option terms are tailored to a specific buyer and seller. There's virtually no secondary market. Ooops
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Surely $meta wouldn’t be repeating history with their GPU purchases right?
Meta invested $100B+ in this shit 😭😭
Gotta love the momo bois piling into $SPCX today on the "news" of investments by $GOOG, $NVDA et al
The part they failed to appreciate is that these investments were made privately in a universe long ago, at valuations far far away from today's $2T market cap... and all these investors will soon be free to begin a mass dumping spree onto retail bagholders as the post-IPO restrictions are lifted in the coming weeks
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This is what happens when you leave out the "make no mistakes" clause in your risk management prompt
Nice work from the FT, quantifying the scale of the Leo Aschenwhatever loss in the history of trading losses...
Turns out, pretty big.
Enron’s stock price has now fallen 50% from its all-time high, worrying long-term investors.
“I still trust [Kenneth] Lay,” says an unnamed source. “Enron will rule the market.”
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He’s just really good at trading #
oil# futures
JUST IN: Donald Trump says “it’s none of your business” when asked how Barron Trump’s net worth increased $150,000,000 in a year.
$NVDA CEO is now taking to social media and posting AI slop to keep the hype train going.
"what were the signs" they'll ask
I would follow that question up with: what happens to the buyers of these chips when investors realize they’ve sunk billions into depreciating assets that they can’t even use
RIP hyperscaler free cash flows: 2010 - 2025
We had a good run
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what would happen to Nvidia if this happened?
source:
Nothing we can’t fix with another $3 trillion in capex and off-balance sheet debt right?
Apple argues that AI models cannot do math.. not even the grade school math.
For years, labs like OpenAI and Google have bragged about near-perfect scores on benchmarks like GSM8K. They claimed AI had mastered logical problem-solving.
Apple decided to test if that was true.
They built a new benchmark called GSM-Symbolic. Instead of static questions, it uses templates to dynamically change names, numbers, and variables.
The results exposed a devastating truth.
When Apple changed the simple numbers inside a basic word problem, model accuracy plummeted. The AI wasn't solving the math. It was relying on pattern matching from its training data.
It was guessing based on familiarity, not reasoning.
Then they ran the test that exposed the illusion entirely.
They added a single, irrelevant clause to a math problem. Just a sentence of background text that looked important, but had zero impact on the actual calculation.
Every single frontier model, from ChaTGPT to Claude, suffered massive performance drops.
Some crashed by up to 65%.
Just by adding a piece of noise that a seven-year-old child could easily ignore.
The conclusion is blunt.
Current AI models do not possess genuine logical reasoning. They do not understand math. They are sophisticated mimicry engines replicating the shape of human logic without actually thinking.
When the pattern is clean, they look like geniuses.
The moment you introduce a minor twist, a variable change, or a distraction, the illusion shatters.
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Reminds me of all the shale CO’s from 2012 - 2019 reporting 40-50% profit margins on their individual wells, even as they burned billions of dollars each year drilling new wells to replace the old ones
Many of those companies ended up in chapter 11
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Serving inference is *not* high margin
For demand to accrue to *your* model, you need to train the next gen. It’s only high margin until the next gen comes out
Margin on GPT3 is useless once GPT4 is out
Profitable via accounting tricks
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$3 trillion in capex into a technology that has zero correlation with value creation
what could possibly go wrong?
wow! new OpenAI study shows “no correlation between how often employees use AI and how much money they make.
The ROI of the latest tech boom is still very much up in the air.”
Let that sink in.
Nobody Tell CoreWeave It's Not a Business $CRWV $IREN $NBIS
Socialists … can’t manage their own personal finances but somehow have all the solutions for managing trillion dollar economies
AOC (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) just filed her annual financial disclosure.
She reported:
Up to $50,000 in savings
Up to $15,000 in checking
Up to $1,000 in a brokerage account
Up to $15,000 in a 401(k)
Up to $50,000 in student loan debt
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The reason why Jensen Huang is orchestrating a $500B bagholder fund to keep GPU demand inflated in one simple chart …
With open model token prices rising, one can guess what is going on at Anthropic and ChatGPT.
What happens when China floods the world with cheap Ascend chips to power the Chinese open models
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