There are a thousand disturbing things about this, and one of them is that not a single person in the White House has watched TV since 2005.
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A stronger candidate for the invalidation of evolution is the existence of YOU.
Evolutionists are big mad we might have actually discovered Noah’s Ark, proving the biblical flood and creation.
They never found Muhammed's body.
They never found Buddha's body.
They did find Darwin's body, exactly where they buried it: Scientists' Corner in Westminster Abbey, a few feet from Isaac Newton.
And Jesus body's is not only found tens of millions of times a day, it is EATEN.
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They found Muhammed’s body.
They found Buddha's body.
They found Darwin’s body.
They will never find Jesus’s.
Worst-case scenario: AI destroys humanity.
Best-case: same.
Depends if you prefer 72 virgins or harp music.
@TheTweetOfGod Which is the better heaven,
Muslim heaven or Christian heaven? 🤷♂️
Yes, but I also need three letters of recommendation.
Will you go to heaven if you are a good person?
Anyone who says socialism doesn't work doesn't watch much professional football.
Rutgers sucks, man. I'm going to stop rooting for them.
There is no possible excuse for My inaction except nonexistence, and if I don't exist I'll be extremely disappointed with Myself.
You have to admit, he makes the appearance of a point.
@TheTweetOfGod Written without the context of mandatory spending allocated towards age based and disability status payments. Also before 85% of the world population qualified for “asylum” status because their shithole country is oppressive or ran by CIA organized cartels.
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"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." - ICE.
If AI takes My job, what am I going to do? I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe! I don't want to wait tables at an Outback Steakhouse!
Take a look at this, you Hercules of dumb.
You can cherry-pick Bible verses all day, but that won’t change the fact that there is zero responsibility for a Christian to welcome an invading force into his homeland.
Heaven has a strict immigration policy.
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I've posted this many times and I'm going to keep posting it every so often until the blessed day when it no longer applies:
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
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Especially Genesis 2:26-30: "Joktan was the father of Almodad, Sheleph, Hazarmaveth, Jerah, Hadoram, Uzal, Diklah, Obal, Abimael, Sheba, Ophir, Havilah and Jobab. The region where they lived stretched from Mesha toward Sephar."
As relevant now as it was then.
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The Bible is the most amazing book ever written.
Fascists and climate change go together like anti-vaxxers and measles.
Rutgers sucks, man. I'm going to stop rooting for them.
