The President of the United States is going out of his way to help a birthright citizen keep working in the United States. Thanks a lot, commie.
Breaking News: President Trump called the head of FIFA days before the suspension of Folarin Balogun, the U.S.’s top goal scorer in the World Cup, was reversed.
The politically and morally wrong are almost always also the grammatically wrong.
Sadly, we're working on it.
WATCH: Thousands chant ‘Death to America’ at former Supreme Leader Khamenei’s funeral in Tehran, Iran
I would say that he will deliberately deny them aid, but that would imply he knows they're ours.
BAVI 165 MPH - The worst case scenario is unfolding for our friends in Guam and the Mariana Islands. A catastrophic direct strike from a strengthening Category 5 Super Typhoon is coming in Rota or Tinian/Saipan today. Keep these people in your prayers. #tropicalupdate# #Bavi# 🌀
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Don't worry. I have a plan.
Now where did I put it.
You know, while you're there, if you'd like to learn even more about hundreds of people unexpectedly suffering in cramped conditions in excruciating heat, there's an exhibit you should check out.
Wait, so not only did the storm hit their DC event, but they also had to shelter in an African American museum??? 😳
Oh lawd Mother Nature is coming for these mfs.
Well, he deleted his tweet. Like, as he himself would put it, a pussy.
I've made a new pledge to only re-post one of these a day. I've been going for breadth, but from now on I'm going for maximum impact.
I've made a new pledge to only re-post one of these a day. I've been going for breadth, but from now on I'm going for maximum impact.
May I please get a woot-woot?
NOW: Trump's Freedom 250 rally at the National Mall being evacuated due to severe weather
Stephen, don't you ever fucking tell Me what to do.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
You can be MAGA or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.
You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.
"All men are created equal." - A man who owned 600 other men.
Happy 4th of July!
The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest would be even more compelling if it was held in front of a group of hundreds of starving children.
Will the owners of a blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, but you have to admit: he should go fuck himself.
Gunther, it might surprise you to learn how little your Lord and Savior focuses on congressional in-fighting.
Dear Jesus,
Please remove Leader Thune from Senate Leader.
In your name we Pray,
AMEN.
No. He's on his own.
I feel compelled to say a prayer for President Trump since he will be attending lots of public events this week🙏
Dear God, please keep President Trump safe and watch over him&keep him protected from those that wish him harm. Thank you ✝️
Please join me in praying for @POTUS
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REFLECTING POOL RULES
No horseplay.
No roughhousing.
No algae.
No imaginary vandalism.
No waterproof paint.
No-bid contract.
No taxpayer dollars.
(OK, all taxpayer dollars.)
No need for the National Guard.
No shame.
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