"Today is the LAST DAY" is trending.
Trust Me, it'll be trending even more come Friday.
And then never again.
Jesus returned from the dead, took one look at all of you, said "Fuck it", and moved to Pluto.
People say God is great.
Possum thinks God is a little harsh and keeps it real.
Trevor, you silly, you're not supposed to SAY hatred. You're just supposed to think it, and treat others with it.
Christian, your deep hatred of personal sin shows that the Holy Spirit lives inside you.
Keep fighting the good fight and trust Jesus to preserve you until the end. He is faithful.
Nope. Dead as a doornail. Crossnail, I should say.
Muhammad is dead. Buddha is dead. Every Pope dies. Joseph Smith is dead. Gandhi is dead. Every Dalai Lama dies.
Jesus is alive!
The first sentence is true, and always has been.
@TheTweetOfGod @NickAdamsinUSA You are easily rattled and not in control of your emotions.
The veneer of sardonic wit masking the realization you know you’re wrong wore off a while ago.
Nothing original, or even funny.
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"Real Americans" are usually people who don't call themselves that.
So was the life penalty.
The death penalty was instituted by God
I thought I heard more whining down there.
🚨 GREAT NEWS: The US is seeing a rise in church attendance for the first time in 25 YEARS, Christian identification has STOPPED its decline, Bible sales are hitting all-time highs, and America’s youth are going to church at rising rates
CHRISTIAN NATION 🇺🇸 🙏🏻
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And monarchy is an outdated political system that no longer has modern relevance. Just like the Bible.
By the way, the people who want to believe they found Noah's Ark are effectively saying they want Me to have wiped out the entire human race.
No and no.
God is real and God is good!
Sorry. I may have ignored a Biblical line that, had it been properly acknowledged, would have rendered the entire picture completely logical. My apologies.
@TheTweetOfGod There were actually 7 of every clean animal on the ship, so this visual actually may not be incorrect.
Exciting! Next to be unearthed: the millions of cubic meters necessary to fit two of every animal in a boat, along with sufficient food and equipment to sustain every climate from arctic to tropical!
In a ground-breaking statement, project lead Andrew Jones announced that initial core samples confirm the Durupınar formation is a man-made vessel, declaring he believes it is 100% Noah’s Ark.
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I love My job but I hate My customers.
I made one star that matters and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for shits and giggles.
There are a thousand disturbing things about this, and one of them is that not a single person in the White House has watched TV since 2005.
IT'S LIVE. 📺🦅
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Not every big moment has made it on your tv, now it can.
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A stronger candidate for the invalidation of evolution is the existence of YOU.
Evolutionists are big mad we might have actually discovered Noah’s Ark, proving the biblical flood and creation.
They never found Muhammed's body.
They never found Buddha's body.
They did find Darwin's body, exactly where they buried it: Scientists' Corner in Westminster Abbey, a few feet from Isaac Newton.
And Jesus body's is not only found tens of millions of times a day, it is EATEN.
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They found Muhammed’s body.
They found Buddha's body.
They found Darwin’s body.
They will never find Jesus’s.
Worst-case scenario: AI destroys humanity.
Best-case: same.
