Matta no get sense at all. You go build house inside bush for Ilorin, come dey complain say thieves rob you. Thank your stars say na ordinary robbers you encounter, no be bandits. By now, you for don trek reach Borno. 😭😭
my best friend and i have one rule for first dates: if i say "i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard," she has to call with a fake emergency. i said it once, at an escape room with a guy named Mateo, and then he solved the final puzzle by accident while pretending to be a pirate and i forgot i'd ever said it. at minute 59, my phone started blasting her ringtone, a recording of her screaming "THE PROPHECY HAS BEGUN" over a banjo, and i hit speaker. she yelled: "THE CAT SITTER QUIT. THE CAT HAS HIRED A LAWYER. HE'S SUING YOU FOR EMOTIONAL NEGLECT."...