Politoons
@UkPolitoons
Intent predictor by pattern recognition
Kind but I left nice a while back
People learn. Emotions matter only at the end.
Satire has the best reach = animations
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Nigel Farage has made more U-turns than Keir Starmer….
Made up bollocks, utterly imagined
🚨NEW: How the UK public would vote in the Clacton by-election
Overall:
➡️ Nigel Farage: 58%
🗑️ Count Binface: 42%
LAB voters - 38% NF / 62% CB
CON voters - 74% NF / 26% CB
REF voters - 94% NF / 6% CB
LDM voters - 27% NF / 73% CB
GRN voters - 33% NF / 67% CB
[@Survation]
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Andy appears to be queen of the sunbeds now
All this King & Queen claptrap is just weird.
Caught up then. Good
🚨 BREAKING: Labour's Bev Craig has won the Greater Manchester Mayoral election
🔴 LAB: 309,525 - 66.3%
➡️ RFM: 157,178 - 33.7%
Labour win Reform Fail
Manchester Mayoral down to Reform vs Labour ! All other parties eliminated.
His breath is gonna stink
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has revealed he smokes around 20 cigarettes a day
Seriously the more people that work this out the quicker they will want to end the power grab. Its not going to locals. It taking MORE from them by @UKLabour Mayors
@RWTaylors RED Flag. Starmer tried this in the first ten days Rich
Had a love in with his Labour Mayors to discuss more areas to locally govern.Outcome is a power shift to Labour no matter WHO is in central Govt.
Bapman here has rebranded it to 'Fiscal Devolution'
£££££ taking from locals
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Ok Tweet of the day gets the @calvinrobinson and @LozzaFox treatment.
I think the clue was the tombstones, right?
Description and theory, nothing more
Some of the most empty, hollow, pointless words you will ever read 👇
Fairly certain he doesnt but again Im leaving well alone @Amy17036934
That's as funny as fuck
Roman Numerals. Oh god this memory lane thing is getting worse
It’s an alarm clock. Ive still got my Dad’s.
Im getting old.
I’ve got two in the kitchen.
Nigel Farage has invented the Podcast!
OK
The Reform UK podcast has revolutionised how we communicate with our brilliant supporters.
Listen to the latest episode hosted by @rayaddisonlive.
👉
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I promised to take power out of Westminster. I meant it.
For the first time ever, we’re giving Mayors a share of income tax so communities have more control over jobs, transport, housing and public services in their area.
I know what it’s like to be ignored by politicians in Westminster. I won’t make that same mistake as Prime Minister.
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I'm noticing a lot of people in the UK are saying "give Andy Burnham a chance" or "he cant be as bad as Starmer"
And this is because not many people know who Andy Burnham really is or what he stands for.
He is a socialist and Angela Rayners best mate and has written for the Fabian Society..
He is the WOLF in sheep's clothing.
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@RWTaylors RED Flag. Starmer tried this in the first ten days Rich
Had a love in with his Labour Mayors to discuss more areas to locally govern.Outcome is a power shift to Labour no matter WHO is in central Govt.
Bapman here has rebranded it to 'Fiscal Devolution'
£££££ taking from locals
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Party Tice
@Amy17036934 Who the hell is that guy? Have they Cloned Pat Sharp from the 80s? He looks like Garth From Wayne's world
@Amy17036934 Who the hell is that guy? Have they Cloned Pat Sharp from the 80s? He looks like Garth From Wayne's world
HE TOLD ME TO GO HOME... Then I Caught Him Sneaking Into The UK! via @CPhilpOfficial
So unjust
