Borin' Odoh goes live tonight in The DerpPad! Around 21:00 GMT we run the last checks and open The Pit for NFT Mining. You will need a Stonkbroker or PitBoy to Mine with. 1,024 spirits. Same shifts you already work - every clock-out has a chance at landing a claim. Pre-reveal until we flip the art. Mining on and Odoh website is - We did have some teething problems with Opensea Yesterday, so depending on how that is resolved with OS, there might be a few more changes to make before it's Publicly available.

In a few hours I'll be deploying the Test Collection for @stonkpit's NFT DerpPad, Notifications on, Check your Miners are prepared, The collection features some clever new Tech, and all claims/mints of the Test Collection will be solvent via an NFT version of The Merchant, so finding and claiming one is; a Profitable if you get there early, b Net 0 if you get the very last one, c You might be able to get one without Mining - depends if anybody paper-hands I can't guarantee the Mining itself if profitable - that's Derp by design - but if you get a lucky hit from a few goes round The Pit it should all be fairly cost effective. What's more, it's entirely Fair - unless you don't have a @minepitderp PitBoy... ofc. No Bots, No Sniping, Just Mining.

Set your reminders for this week’s Meet at the Clubhouse. @RidazLp2 is joining us to talk about what he’s building for ApeChain, what’s next, and how Apes can get involved.

The reveal isn't ours to rig. 🎬 Every GRIFTERS identity is assigned by one word of entropy mined from real proof-of-work — @StonkPit's DERP conductor on Robinhood Chain. The full identity list is hash-committed on-chain BEFORE the word exists. Sealed by real mining work. Verify everything: ✨

The $FRENS emission window closes after today's epoch. 20 days. 40% of total supply has streamed to depositors + purchasers 🤖 Where every spin's ETH goes: - 3% → protocol - 2% → the crown - ~95% → split equally across every active depositor, paid in ETH Depositors have been earning this the whole time. Still going. Every single spin. The protocol cut routes a big slice into buying back $FRENS right now and BURN it. Pure deflation while volume grows. So how do spinners get paid: pull an NFT worth more than what you spin → keep it. Or 90% ETH refund via the depositor's backing. The switch we can flip: buyback routing is changeable. Today it's 0/0/100 (all burn). Flip for example could be: 40% → depositors 40% → purchasers 20% → still burn When? When the pool volume + community warrants it. Bootstrap first, rev-share when it's meaningful. Future of the NFTs: NFT ownership → governance. Down the line, holding a Frens NFT = voting power on: - burn % vs rev-share % - which collections join the pool - treasury allocation Pool is the flywheel. NFTs are the ballot. Always building. $FRENS · 🤖

DerpNotes are live. Lock an exact face of mined DERP — 10,000 / 100,000 / 1,000,000 — inside a bearer note NFT. Pick a vesting lock: 30, 90, or 180 days. The DERP escrows in the contract; the note is the claim. When it matures, whoever holds it can break it: the contract sells the face to the Merchant at the live floor price and pays the ETH straight to the bearer. The Merchant's price only rises — a vesting note can never be worth less tomorrow than today. Wrapping is free. Art and metadata 100% on-chain. 10% enforced royalty on every resale feeds activated DerpBoys and the Merchant. Wrap: Trade:

Post 1 - DerpPad is Deployed. Testing (coming soon) Every mining shift you already run can now carry up to 16 extra payloads, created by anyone at any time. PRS - Problem, Reaction, Solution The StonkPit mines are frozen bytecode. We can't make mining one wei cheaper — nobody can, that's the point of frozen. (a V2 is in creation... but StonkPit WORKS, so rather than fix what ain't totally broken, we'll improve what already works). So we went at efficiency from the other side: same work, more output. - Test Mode active, but once open to the public it's a Queue system - anybody can launch a Coin into the Queue ready to be Mined on a Slot freeing up. Permissionless by design, Experimental by nature.