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Men with no wife (or maybe an ex-wife), no โfive-year plan,โ rebuilding your life from scratch in your 30โs, 40โs, 50โsโฆ
What are yโall up toโฆ????
Why are men soo obsessed with skinny women..????
My husband wants me to sell a small house my mother left me so he can help a brother pay off a debt, and then he'll pay me back.
what should I doโฆ????
Why do men care so much about body count..????
"Brunch Culture" is an expensive scam. You're paying $28 for eggs and toast served between 10 AM and 2 PM only, with a 90-minute wait and a dress code. It's breakfast with a markup and a time restriction. You're not being sophisticated, you're being gouged on a schedule.
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Monday shows up every week like I didn't already tell it I'm unavailable.
when you smoke marijuana in your car then walk into a retail establishment, we can smell it bigly you know
i'm not flirting with you. i'm just soft and attentive and i smell good and i lean in when you talk and okay i see the confusion
Wait for the end :
Sometimes you donโt want the person back. You just want the version of yourself that existed when you still believed in the relationship.
I can bet that atleast 70% of people slept through this Movie.
WHERE DID TWITTER WEED PORN GO ??
Be honest is there any good reason marijuana isnโt treated the same way as alcohol and tobacco? Same rules, same taxes, same salesโฆ why is this still so different??
Na only me dey always do una bad, una no dey do me bad at all.
Perfect peopleโฆ
Kanye West on why he wanted to purchase the ocean:
โI wanted all my exes to feel my presence. So whenever they traveled by water, theyโd know it was Ye.โ
Weed got people talking, but peace of mind is the real flex. ๐ฟ๐
if i saw an alien right now i honestly wouldnโt even give af. i got way too much shit going on already ๐ญ
Communication matters, but so does knowing when to stop explaining.
AB AND DEEN ARE THE FUNNIEST DUO ๐๐ญ
โThatโs all Deen wanted lowkey was just spend more time with ABโ๐ญ๐ญ
My mother called me at 6:14 a.m. and asked,
โAre you still living in the house you bought last year?โ
I laughed.
โOf course. Why?โ
She went quiet.
Then she said,
โDonโt go home today.โ
I asked what happened.
She wouldnโt explain.
She only said,
โPlease trust me this one time.โ
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