itโs crazy how you can instantly recognize the smell of someone elseโs house but have no idea what your own house smells like
I could be staring at my hand locking my front door and still not be 100% convinced itโs locked when Iโm getting into bed ๐ญ
someone at ziploc needs to have a meeting with the cereal industry because why the fvck canโt these bags reseal
90% of grocery shopping is just waiting for somebody to get the fvck out of your way ๐ญ
my favorite part of grocery shopping is checking the oreo aisle to see what the little freaks have come up with this time
if weโre ever doing math in our heads at the same time, just know iโm pretending. that shit is all on you
you stay up past 3am ONE TIME and your sleep schedule is ruined for the whole month
You donโt go to Target because you need something. You go to Target to find out what you suddenly need
To fellow autistic men, is it normal for me as a man to prefer women who are soft, sensitive, and gentle and not muscular for relationships?
Sorry if this is a silly question but the reason why I am asking this is because I have been told that my taste in women is weird and I have been told that as an autistic man who is vulnerable, I should look for a woman who is traditionally โmasculineโ as in muscular, rough and tough, a โprotectorโ, and not show emotions. I prefer women like my wife who isnโt afraid to show emotions and donโt mind if she is not afraid to cry. I donโt like when society see certain emotions as masculine or feminine. People make me feel that as an autistic man, I need a โmanlyโ woman who can protect me since I am autistic and I tell them that I can protect myself as my autonomy is more important than making a woman feel like a โman.โ If anything my wife protects me in her own way. I am attracted to my wifeโs chubby body and she overall is like a teddy bear to me.
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Fucking disgusting behavior
I think I've loved you since 1 met you. I just mistook it for curiosity.
The same delivery guy has been coming to my house every other day for so long that I canโt even make eye contact anymore. At this point heโs not delivering my parcels, heโs auditing my financial decisions.
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Really donโt get the indignation towards Harry Kane for playing a round of golf with Trump. You are the England captain visiting the USA and the President of the USA invites you to play golf. You donโt turn that down. If you donโt understand that, then you just donโt understand English politeness and diplomacy.๏ฟผ
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Watching you through your window at night and once you fall asleep I sneak inside your house to fuck you
I smoke by myself cuz ppl be hitting the blunt so fucking hard it piss me off like real bad
Smoking weed together is a love language โฅ๏ธ
Some girlโs never learn
If you want to reach 200g of protein naturally to stay lean. Do this:
A gentle reminder to always rest when you are tired, not quit.
I HATE STARTING OVER ๐ซNOW I GOTTA
ACT SHY LIKE I AM NO PORNSTAR๐ซ