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@FromN5_
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almost everyone in their late 20s and 30s is having a quarter-life crisis because the previous generation wrecked the economy, priced us out of adulthood, and now treats us like failures for not owning a house or car that used to cost a few yearsโ€™ wages, but now requires a lifetime of debt.
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your salary should determine whether you drive a toyota or a porsche, not whether you can afford groceries or keep a roof over your head. WORKING FULL-TIME SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO LIVE.
itโ€™s crazy how you can instantly recognize the smell of someone elseโ€™s house but have no idea what your own house smells like
I could be staring at my hand locking my front door and still not be 100% convinced itโ€™s locked when Iโ€™m getting into bed ๐Ÿ˜ญ
someone at ziploc needs to have a meeting with the cereal industry because why the fvck canโ€™t these bags reseal
90% of grocery shopping is just waiting for somebody to get the fvck out of your way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
my favorite part of grocery shopping is checking the oreo aisle to see what the little freaks have come up with this time
if weโ€™re ever doing math in our heads at the same time, just know iโ€™m pretending. that shit is all on you
you stay up past 3am ONE TIME and your sleep schedule is ruined for the whole month
You donโ€™t go to Target because you need something. You go to Target to find out what you suddenly need
To fellow autistic men, is it normal for me as a man to prefer women who are soft, sensitive, and gentle and not muscular for relationships? Sorry if this is a silly question but the reason why I am asking this is because I have been told that my taste in women is weird and I have been told that as an autistic man who is vulnerable, I should look for a woman who is traditionally โ€œmasculineโ€ as in muscular, rough and tough, a โ€œprotectorโ€, and not show emotions. I prefer women like my wife who isnโ€™t afraid to show emotions and donโ€™t mind if she is not afraid to cry. I donโ€™t like when society see certain emotions as masculine or feminine. People make me feel that as an autistic man, I need a โ€œmanlyโ€ woman who can protect me since I am autistic and I tell them that I can protect myself as my autonomy is more important than making a woman feel like a โ€œman.โ€ If anything my wife protects me in her own way. I am attracted to my wifeโ€™s chubby body and she overall is like a teddy bear to me.
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I think I've loved you since 1 met you. I just mistook it for curiosity.
The same delivery guy has been coming to my house every other day for so long that I canโ€™t even make eye contact anymore. At this point heโ€™s not delivering my parcels, heโ€™s auditing my financial decisions.
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Really donโ€™t get the indignation towards Harry Kane for playing a round of golf with Trump. You are the England captain visiting the USA and the President of the USA invites you to play golf. You donโ€™t turn that down. If you donโ€™t understand that, then you just donโ€™t understand English politeness and diplomacy.๏ฟผ
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Watching you through your window at night and once you fall asleep I sneak inside your house to fuck you
I smoke by myself cuz ppl be hitting the blunt so fucking hard it piss me off like real bad
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