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I think I have a weird obsession with watching porn
I’ve never really admitted this to anyone, but I think I have a problem with how much I watch porn. The weirdest part is that I don’t even necessarily watch it to masturbate. Sometimes I just watch it because I feel like it, almost like someone else would watch YouTube or scroll through social media as a hobby.
I find myself wanting to watch it when I’m with friends, when I’m around family, and even when I’m out in public. It’s like the urge to watch it is always somewhere in the back of my mind, regardless of what I’m doing or who I’m around.
I can go out and spend time with people, but part of my attention is still on wanting to watch porn. Sometimes I wonder if I even enjoy it as much as I think I do, or if it’s just become a habit that I automatically go back to whenever I have the chance.
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I'm a straight-ish dude, so usually just had sexual encounters as the penetrating partner. I had to insert a suppository for the first time in my adult life. I wasn't looking forward to it but not dreading it either. It's medicine, so whatever.
Read the pamphlet, followed the instructions. Felt a bit weird as I gently pushed it in with my finger and then this weird wave I can only describe as....Interesting? Fully half an index finger in, I felt my chest get heavy and get rock hard. Immediately more turned on than I have been in ages. Now I'm just confused, bricked up and debating the urge to jerk off with 4.5 cm pressing IN ME???
Yeah idk what happened but that did something to me and I have to spill because this info ain't going to anyone I know.
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Moving out at 24 and suddenly you’re the ungrateful child because your parents can’t accept that you’re old enough to live life on your own terms. exhausting.
My son tore his achilles and this was my bffs response😏
A ten minute conversation and this happens!
Millennials and older generations. Does any one remember when supermarkets had self serve candy. Like there would be dispensers and bags to put the candy in
Airbnbs have taught me:
• People don't read.
• People don't speak up.
• People love to complain.
As a Millennial Manager, I don’t care what color your light is on Teams. Just get your work done so I don’t have to explain anything to my manager.
People who use credit cards at Dispensaries are so disappointingly undisciplined.
The worst thing is expecting something in the mailbox and checking it everyday, and it’s somehow never there 😒😒.
PTO where you still check messages and stress the whole time isn’t PTO!! Rest shouldn’t be a reward. It’s basic maintenance.
Remember when McDonald’s was cheap? Now it’s expensive garbage. Same sad food, triple price!! Robbery with a drive-thru.
Everybody swear they don’t eat McDonald’s but somehow that drive-thru line be wrapped around the building every single day 😭 WHO IN THE LINE THEN???????
betrayal changed a nigga, but it didn’t break him.
Sometimes the biggest thing you can accomplish in a day is simply making it through.
And honestly? That counts too.
I never knew how someone could be so cold to a woman who literally raised the man she loves. This is how my girlfriend treated my mom when she was seriously ill. I'm still disgusted.😒💔
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Damn.. What a quick KO 🥵🥵
Did she Slip???😅
You don’t go to Target because you need something. You go to Target to find out what you suddenly need
Tie me up 🥰
NGL Ovulation boobs gotta be one of nature’s best upgrades Fuller, heavier, and sitting RIGHT.
