Lend me a kiss before you go to work,I will return it when you are back from work ๐ฅค
Itโs important to have multiple cats because they all will have unique functions in the house. For example, one will let you kiss them unconditionally, and another will be the one to hunt the bugs
Everytime I think my family can't possibly get any more dysfunctional I discover a new reason I am the way I am.
The library I was at today was supposed to close at 5:00. At around 4:30, a staff member came by where I was sitting, offered me a bottle of water and a donut and let me know the library would be staying open until 7:00 because of the near record-breaking heat in Denver.
When I say I love libraries, it doesnโt express what is really in my heart. โค๏ธ
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Really donโt get the indignation towards Harry Kane for playing a round of golf with Trump. You are the England captain visiting the USA and the President of the USA invites you to play golf. You donโt turn that down. If you donโt understand that, then you just donโt understand English politeness and diplomacy.๏ฟผ
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nigga heals in silence then randomly starts dressing better.
Deep conversation with an intelligent soul brings a rare kind of intimacy, like a full mental orgasm that leaves your thoughts tingling.
My bank sends a fraud alert when I buy coffee in a new city but says nothing when a subscription I forgot about charges me for three years straight.
Jury duty put me in a room with eleven strangers and a vending machine that only accepted exact change, which by hour four had become the single unifying crisis of the entire panel.
"Does anyone have a quarter," a man in a Members Only jacket asked for what had to be the sixth time, to a room that had by then pooled its collective coin reserves and come up eleven cents short of a bag of pretzels.
A retired teacher named Doreen finally cracked the case by remembering she had an old subway token in her purse from a trip to New York a decade earlier, which, against all logic, the machine accepted without complaint.
"It worked," she announced, holding the pretzels aloft like a trophy, and the entire room actually applauded, eleven strangers who'd spent the morning in total silence suddenly bonded over a decade-old subway token beating a vending machine at its own game.
We got called into the courtroom twenty minutes later, and I never saw any of them againโฆ..no case assignment, no follow-up, just eleven people who briefly had one shared purpose and then scattered back into their separate lives.
I think about that room sometimes, oddly. Not the case I almost sat on. Just Doreen, holding pretzels over her head like she'd just won something bigger than a dollar fifty of vending machine snacks.
She probably doesn't remember me at all. I still remember her name.
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Us after saying we done with each other
love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing. i love knowing in real. i love existing with people. i love it
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in conclusion, a lot of people are really beautiful in person. Theyโre just not good in pictures.
at this point canโt even thug it out no more, my heart hurt.
โHOLY SHIT!โ ๐ฃ๏ธ MitchJones went completely wild when the multiplier bombs connected for an unbelievable $66,360 total win on Rainbet!
i used to enjoy grocery shopping now itโs just an endless whispering of โwhat the actual fuck?โ watching prices double & triple
Youโre my kind of person if youโve ever gotten a little emotional at a concert because thousands of people were singing the same words together.
Telling people with ADHD to stop smoking weed is basically like telling a squirrel with a gun and 17 unpaid bills to try mindfulness.
You know what burnout looks like sometimes?
Getting irritated because someone asked you a completely reasonable question after you've already answered 47 unreasonable ones that day.