Andrew ✌️
@atk0506
Nothing will ever beat experiencing 9+G’s in a fighter jet. 🦺SAFETY FIRST⛑️
Use my exclusive referral to buy a Tesla for the win. 🏆
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Great idea @BernieSanders … I’m assuming China paid you to write this?
New Dog Mode Tesla merch for kids!
Enjoying FSD on my favorite expressway.
FSD went wild on the highway.
Can you spot the issue?
@CamCutApp
Jerry, you’re more likely to kill someone by shitting on FSD (while taking money from Ford to promote inferior and more dangerous technology btw) than he is to hurt someone by using his phone while self-driving.
Drop the holier than thou act. You have blood on your hands.
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This is how I use FSD.
PopQuiz: Did I fall asleep?
How one has the audacity to do this and not even leave a note in an office parking lot is disgraceful.
Sigh… at least I did my investigative work and know who she is and what program she works.
Also I have her license plate as well.
I am keeping her identity sealed.
Sigh… at least I did my investigative work and know who she is and what program she works.
Also I have her license plate as well.
I am keeping her identity sealed.
Do aero covers actually matter on the Cybertruck? Absolutely! 📐⚡️
I tested my 2025 Cybertruck on two ~800-mile interstate road trips—one with naked 20” core wheels and one running @Haloblk_global HALODISC 2 aero covers:
- Naked Core Wheels (Apr 8): 748 mi | 457 Wh/mi (78.6% efficiency)
- HALOBLK Covers (Aug 3): 815 mi | 419 Wh/mi (85.9% efficiency)
That’s a 38 Wh/mi (-8.3%) improvement just by cleaning up the airflow around the wheels! Over an 800-mile driving day, that saves ~30 kWh of energy—almost 1/4 of the entire battery pack.
Better looks AND fewer Supercharger stops. Win-win.
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Not what you want to come home to.
I’ve never seen FSD do this while parking spot hunting.
Edited with @CamCutApp
FACT CHECKED✅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Dear @KamalaHarris,
I was going to refer you to eat a bag of dicks.
But that’s not the type of person I am.
I just did the math and it turns out that USAID budget cuts have actually killed 67 billion people so far.
I generated that math the same way that the person generated the figure that you mentioned. I made it up out of thin air.
Anyway, love ya 💋
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You can also program 1 key card for multiple Teslas.
Did you know you can name your keys assigned to your Tesla?
I wish I did this with Luna. Oh the key list was a MESS!! As soon as I got Ganymede, I named the keys assigned I was adding them.
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I’m actually due for a replacement.
You asked, and we delivered. 🇺🇸
Starting August 8, apply for an America 250th commemorative passport at a passport agency near you.
Move out of the way @DirtyTesLa. Texting @vad3rt3sla is the new way.
Whats your phone number?
So I have cooked rice with this rice cooker two times so far and I can say with absolute certainty that it makes better tasting rice than my old cooker in half the time.
Game changer!
