daily reminder that you are not ugly, just broke
Jsyk,your dad or uncle won't eat your pvssy.
Contingency plan activated, just in case life decides to change on me>
3days without listening to Santan Dave feels and I feel like I'm going astray already
if u hear somebody talking crazy about me, ask em why they aint handle it yet
I do believe he’s going to do well in Newcastle United.
Quote this with anything I wan laugh small 😁
When you finally hit it big, but your mom now lives with Diogo Jota
As you grow older, you start to realise that Fuji is actually the best genre of music.
Things change dear
Humans invented mirrors, then prefer to use filters cause the mirror was too honest.
“I wan buy 120gb memory card for my android, how much gb of memory card your iPhone dey use?”
How and why is Sarah verified on TikTok… but Nikki with 3.8M followers isn’t?
Trust your instincts not your friends
This kind settings dey sweet shaaa
No cap
All these tensions is probably to stop people from going out to vote for their preferred candidates.
i remember being told that once we graduated from college, we’d have multiple job offers from big companies fighting for our attention.
graduated. applied. refreshed my email. still waiting for the plot twist.
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autistic people, does anyone else have this thing where you rehearse what you’re going to say before making a phone call… and then if the person answers differently than you expected, your entire brain just goes blank 😭
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I'd say it depends on the man
i laugh almost at everything, i’d laugh at your joke just because it wasn’t funny. 😂
