Please never be so ungrateful and entitled that you call someone's efforts the bare minimum.
All because of social media's unrealistic standards......
i love driving alone because nobody can stop me from playing the same song 45 times in a row like it’s the first time i’m hearing it
Cheers to the only person who will laugh at my jokes, don't be fooled cheers to me 🥂😂
if we on the zoom call and my "LEMONADE " got a salt rim mind yo business 😭😩
Self love is the best love, keep looking out for magic in every moment of life ✨
People like to say “if you died tomorrow, your company would hire your replacement you within a week”.
I say that’s a bald-faced lie. We all know two of your existing coworkers would inherit your workload because of the hiring freeze, and management would be thanking everyone for their resilience before your body was even in the ground.
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niggas still watching porn and wonder why they depressed with no gf
i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can’t hear what yall saying to me
when their total comes out to $17.38 & i have to act like i dont even care….
Stop leaving out the part of the story where u did that snake sh!t
edible high is just too close to experiencing near death for me idk
one time a woman with a medical alert wiener dog sat next to me on a plane and her dog kept alerting on me and she was like "not to be weird but you should get your heart checked out and that's how i found out i had a mildly irregular heart beat
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It's been 10 months since I joined the gym & no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
what doesn’t kill you just leaves you permanently anxious.
yeah i know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers
Nggas got tattoos of Bible verse they don't even live by.
Imagine tattooing "i can do all things through Christ" and you don't do shit!!
today was my first day working at a sex shop and it turns out that working at a sex shop is the most autistic friendly job of all time because almost nobody wants you to talk to them because they're embarrassed about being in a sex shop
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HOW TO READ A BARCODE
0 36000 29145 2
0 = number system (often US registered not “made in”)
36000 = manufacturer
29145 = product / SKU
2 = check digit (catches scan/type errors)
The first digit is NOT country of origin. Check the “Made in” label for that.
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Week 25 of my fiancé being pregnant. She made me place my hand on her belly for the last 3hrs hoping I could feel our baby kick. We played baby music to help her move, but she didn’t. As a joke we played “Old Town Road” & by the grace of Lil Nas X I got to feel my baby kick.
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you ever fucked with a song so hard that you restart the song before it even ends ???
