you ever fucked with a song so hard that you restart the song before it even ends ???
How is marriage too big of a commitment but having kids together isn’t? Y’all weird.
There is no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂
So if you can buy US citizenship for 5 mill can I sell mine for 5 mill and get the heck outta here?
Finding your signature perfume scent is an underrated experience in manhood.
THERE IS A COUNTRY NAMED KIRIBATI WTF OMG
I think learning sign language should be compulsory in the school curriculum because we should be able to communicate with deaf individuals like my girlfriend 🤭🤭😍
that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like Thanos became a selfless person
nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you, those babies 🤣🤣
boob is too funny... tit is too aggressive... breast is too formal...😍😍
I literally can not afford to be in my feelings at this point in my life, I got shit to do
I hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
I hate accidentally over sharing.
Now I’m haunted by the fact that someone knows too much about me..
In an era. Not saying which one
