putting soup in a square tupperware...... itโs just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
one thing about mothers who treat their daughters like an extension of them is that they'll have a meltdown when the kid cuts all their hair off
i love how we all grew up with zendaya, like we saw her debut on disney channel and now we're seeing her emmy nomination. imagine how proud we are
Do you guys ever think about how our society hates homeless people so much that itโs next to impossible to find places to sit or bathrooms to use in major cities?
you think you can hurt my feelings? iโve been the least favourite in every single friendship group iโve had since i was 8
how do people wake up, work 40 hours a week, a 9 hour shift everyday and think โyes, this is the way of lifeโ without questioning how absurd capitalism is
Doing HIIT makes you realize a second is not as fast as you think it is
I literally can not afford to be in my feelings at this point in my life, I got shit to do
I worked at a bank and I was always singing.
Just going about my day, doing my job, singing. Couldn't help it apparently, it was just always happening.
The director of HR called me into her office and I probably thought I was in trouble. She asked me why I was always singing and why I was working in a bank.
I told her I had applied to music school and got denied.
This woman started typing....
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Just because you are not getting good grades on exams, doesn't mean that you are not intelligent.
I got the kind of autism that makes me cool as fuck on the internet and an absolute loser irl
A neurologist once told me:
"Sticking out your tongue for 40 seconds eliminates cortisol faster than any pill or breathing exercise."
1. Your neck is what causes you anxiety.๏ฟผ
When youโre standing beside a sunset, I genuinely canโt tell which one Iโm supposed to be admiring.
Giving a fuck is bad for your health
Customer: "Okay, time to order. I've heard your teas are good. What's the difference between a tea and a tea-lemonade?"
Me: "I'm sorry, but there is no way I can answer that without sounding like a smarta**."
Customer: "Oh, come on... what's the difference?"
Me: "Um, lemonade."
Customer: *laughs* "I'm an idiot!โ
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It be hurting when you gotta act cold and detached, but all you really wanna do is love 'em and be vulnerable.
I intentionally ignore hints because Iโd rather people communicate directly instead of expecting me to read between the lines.
boob is too funny... tit is too aggressive... breast is too formal...๐๐
everyone claims to be so emotionally intelligent nowadays, they completely miss the part where love sometimes means being patient with someone who's still figuring things out. we've learned boundaries & red flags so well we forget that growth doesn't always look pretty or perform well. we live in a time where one wrong text can end up a connection and one imperfect moment can brand a person as toxic. where protecting your peace sometimes is avoiding intimacy.
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I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but see the wrong in yours.