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Daniel Vassallo
@dvassallo
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My doorbell just ratted out the Amazon guy
Creator-in-residence applications close October 1. You get paid $60,000 a year to make art full-time, from anywhere. Send a portfolio of recent work to support@gumroad.com
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If you're on the wrong train, every stop is the wrong stop.
Yesterday I did a proactive whole-body MRI at @prenuvo for early cancer screening and other diseases. Luckily no worrisome or high risk findings. I had a few minor findings (common and benign things), and the explanation and reassurance was very well done in the report. The MRI even detected a lingering sinus infection I've had for the past 4 weeks! The images you get of your body are incredible too. It can't possibly hurt (except the pocket; it's $2,500) to do these regularly and monitor changes over time. Their MRI setup is quite nice too. They are a bit more spacious than the ones I've seen at hospitals, but most importantly they put special glasses on you with a 45° mirror that lets you watch a movie projected behind you. (You choose the movie/show.) Makes a huge difference for claustrophobia because the space feels much bigger when looking through the mirror. It's also nice you can see a clock in the screen, so you know approximately how much time you have remaining inside the magnet. Overall, impressed.
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Buy your kids an AI subscription. Look what they did in 30 minutes. The house is full of laughter. Buying tokens for kids in 2026 is like buying a PC in the ’90s. Unenlightened parents think it’s just an expensive toy. Progressive parents open opportunities for kids to learn the future from a young age. $20 a month is nothing.
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Can’t make this up…the MacBook is using its webcam to look at its screen in a mirror to improve AMD Radeon chip support in Omarchy.
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X ads used to be terrible, but they seem very compelling now. You can target the followers of accounts you handpick, and you often get a cost per click in the 6c-10c range. Also, it seems like engagements from ads boost organic reach. For example, the ad may bring 1M impressions, and the same post gets another 2M impressions organically, presumably boosted by the engagements from the ad. I've seen this happen many times in the past 4 months. Some people try to reduce the ads they see on the platform by blocking every account they see running an ad, so there is still a downside that you get mass blocked by thousands of people. But it might still be worth it if you want to get a spike of attention to something important you want to promote.
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If you want to reach the smartest people in the world, advertise on 𝕏
Got the car back after @Kia escalated when they saw my tweet. They had it for two weeks of testing, and did a software update. Just 5 days later, the 12V battery is dead again showing just 2.75V! 😡
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Don’t buy a @Kia. We have an 8-seat 2026 Carnival hybrid with a defective 12V system. I have to jump start the car every time but Kia’s diagnostics isn’t showing a fault so they can’t do anything even though the car won’t start at the dealership!! Insane levels of incompetence. Already been to two different dealerships, same outcome. They gave me back a car that won’t start! 🤯
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There are some people you just love to see them win. What a show of force today by Kimi.
un pilota della mercedes che si butta tra le braccia dei tifosi della ferrari mai visto ❤️
Gumroad is hiring creators-in-residence. You’ll get paid $60,000 a year and be able to make art full-time. You can “work” from anywhere. Apply by submitting a portfolio of recent work to support@gumroad.com
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"I was living near a data center and I didn't even know it!"
HEY what!? HEY yes! The HEY CLI and TUI is out! Calling all terminal dwellers, automation aficionados, and agents. Get your CLI right here: The CLI allows you - and your agents - to do almost everything the web, desktop, and mobile apps do. You can compose emails, reply, forward, trash, mark as spam, ignore, label, clip, note, and share. You can create events and to-dos, and even track time. And yes, the HEY Calendar is TUI enabled as well. And BTW, if you use Omarchy it'll pick up your themes too. There's also a menu bar plugin that'll be installed with the CLI. Check out more here: Have at it! More HEY goodness is on the way. Got some good stuff brewing. Not on HEY yet? Now's an especially good time to jump on board at
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You can take your pompous code of conduct and send it into the sun. It was the CoC legalese and weasel language that armed the woke inquisition in the last turning. Never again.
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Dear @elonmusk please make an 8-seater EV for families who are contributing to improving the total fertility rate of this county. 🙏
Don’t buy a @Kia. We have an 8-seat 2026 Carnival hybrid with a defective 12V system. I have to jump start the car every time but Kia’s diagnostics isn’t showing a fault so they can’t do anything even though the car won’t start at the dealership!! Insane levels of incompetence. Already been to two different dealerships, same outcome. They gave me back a car that won’t start! 🤯
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Don’t buy a @Kia. We have an 8-seat 2026 Carnival hybrid with a defective 12V system. I have to jump start the car every time but Kia’s diagnostics isn’t showing a fault so they can’t do anything even though the car won’t start at the dealership!! Insane levels of incompetence. Already been to two different dealerships, same outcome. They gave me back a car that won’t start! 🤯
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The world is too small and everybody wants to go to the same few hot spots. 20yrs ago we went to Venice on a whim in August and it was empty. Today it would be a nightmare.
Instagram has done a lot of damage All these people were waiting in a f*cking one hour line under the sun, at 2PM, with a UV index of 9... All just to get “the Santorini Instagram photo” with the blue dome in the background... Good Lord
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I had the same experience with a vacuum part. Mind blow.
i lost the lid to my coffee grinder and codex tracked down the part, found the dimensions, and made me a 3d print file that fit perfectly in one shot
If you want to make in self-employment, don't think of yourself as an indie hacker. You must think of yourself as a cockroach, trying to survive. You want to do whatever it takes to avoid having this lifestyle taken away from you.
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