I miss the LA vape cabal
Back in 2024,
@notthreadguy spent $25k on Trump NFTs just to get into his dinner, shouted a question at him, shook his hand, and got paid by
@Polymarket
That handshake was the start of the most unhinged era of onchain, so i’ll explain for all of the new trenchers
In January 2025, $TRUMP launches
Two days later, $MELANIA launches and trump reposts, run by Hayden Davis and Kelsier Ventures
Kelsier linked wallets held almost a third of it before a buyer got in, and then paid influencers to call it “fair”
Hayden later admitted on camera that his team sniped $MELANIA supply at launch
Two weeks before $LIBRA, Hayden is with The President of Argentina and he calls him an advisor on blockchain and AI, they sign a confidential agreement
In February 2026, Milei posts the $LIBRA CA and claims it’ll fund Argentina’s small businesses
The vape cabal’s chats already knew it was coming:
“Heard a milei coin may be coming out”
“Its apparently by ppl launched melania”
rasmr: “i saw that rumor in another chat too”
70% of supply sat in 2 wallets, and insiders pulled $57.6M USDC and 249k SOL out of pools,
@bubblemaps traced the $LIBRA creator’s funding back to a $MELANIA sniper
CT turned on the cabal, threadguy said he had “zero insider information” and he lost $250k, Hayden said he’d never even met them
Hayden’s defense was that he’d reinvest it into the coin he rugged
The ultimate results:
$TRUMP (-97%)
$MELANIA (-99%)
$LIBRA (-99%)
$WLFI (-80%)
The current sitting president of the united states disclosed $1.4B crypto income for 2025, much of it from this
A NY judge tossed the $LIBRA class action with prejudice, refusing to add $MELANIA to it
Argentina dismissed the case against Milei, his sister, and Hayden himself
US criminal charges: 0
Arkham says the Kelsier wallets went from $300M to under $2M and nobody knows where the money went
Nowadays we just have ansem and pump shilling $3M toppers daily, and 30k coins launching every 24 hours
What happened to the game i loved