SERIOUS QUESTION: WHAT HAPPENS TO NVIDIA IF JENSEN HUANG IS FORCED TO RESIGN OVER THIS?
DON'T THINK IT'S VERY LIKELY, BUT THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE BASED ON HOW BAD IT REALLY IS
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THE ODDS OF JENSEN HUANG LEAVING AS NVIDIA CEO ARE NOW UP TO 20%
AFTER THE NEWS OF HIM HAVING A “ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP” WITH A CHINESE SPY WAS REVEALED LAST NIGHT
$NVDA
THE ODDS OF JENSEN HUANG LEAVING AS NVIDIA CEO ARE NOW UP TO 20%
AFTER THE NEWS OF HIM HAVING A “ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP” WITH A CHINESE SPY WAS REVEALED LAST NIGHT
$NVDA
JUST IN: US officials believe Nvidia CEO had a “romantic relationship” with a Chinese spy
WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION LOL
$NVDA
JUST IN: US officials believe Nvidia CEO had a “romantic relationship” with a Chinese spy
ETF PROVIDERS HAVE ALREADY FILED FOR LEVERAGED ANTHROPIC FUNDS
$ANTT 2X LONG ANTHROPIC ETF 📈
$ANTZ: 2X SHORT ANTHROPIC ETF 📉
SHOULD GO LIVE RIGHT AFTER ANTHROPIC IPO’S
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JUST IN : ANTHROPIC PLANS NOVEMBER IPO RAISING $80B-$100B AT $1.25T-$1.75T VALUATION PER FT
ANTHROPIC PLANS TO LIST BEFORE THANKSGIVING
JUST IN : ANTHROPIC PLANS NOVEMBER IPO RAISING $80B-$100B AT $1.25T-$1.75T VALUATION PER FT
ANTHROPIC PLANS TO LIST BEFORE THANKSGIVING
AMERICAN ADDED 165,000 JOBS LAST MONTH ECONOMISTS EXPECTED AMERICA TO ADD JUST 64,000 JOBS
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TRADING IN KOREA HAS JUST BEEN HALTED AS THE INDEX JUST FELL 8.5%
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FINALLY KALSHI JUST LAUNCHED SINGLE STOCK PERPS
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🌙 TRADES SUNDAY EVENING TO FRIDAY EVENING
💰 7% INTEREST ON BALANCES
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Single stock perps (SSPs) are here. And they're a truly great product. You don’t need to pay rollover fees like with futures, they’re simpler to trade than options, and you can go short just as easy as you can go long.
This is one of the most consequential products we’ve launched and I couldn’t be more proud of the team that worked for over a year to bring them to life. Just this morning, since the stealth launch, our users traded over $300m.
Grateful to be the ones bringing these to America in a regulated way 💚
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TODAY WAS THE WORST DAY IN THE STOCK MARKET SINCE THE COVID 2020 CRASH
NASDAQ 100 CLOSED THE DAY DOWN 6.4% BIGGEST 1 DAY DROP SINCE MARCH 16 2020
WTF JUST HAPPENED WHY DID EVERYTHING DROP 10%
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Wealthsimple Presents: Something Good is Going to Happen
THE NASDAQ IS NOW DOWN 6% WHAT IS EVERYONE BUYING TODAY??
*NASDAQ 100 EXTENDS DROP TO 5%
WTF JUST HAPPENED WHY DID EVERYTHING DROP 10%
IT’S OVER
WTF JUST HAPPENED WHY DID EVERYTHING DROP 10%
WTF JUST HAPPENED WHY DID EVERYTHING DROP 10%
TRUMP PRECLUDES THE POSSIBILITY OF PARING BACK HIS TARIFFS, SAYING “IF I TOOK TARIFFS OFF? WE HAVE 3,000 PLANTS UNDER CONSTRUCTION RIGHT NOW. EVERY SINGLE PLANT WOULD STOP BUILDING, RIGHT?” - CNBC
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CANADIAN GOVERNMENT HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BAN INVESTMENT ACCOUNT TRANSFER FEES AT BANKS
INVESTORS WILL BE FREE TO MOVE THEIR ASSETS FROM BANKS TO NEW PLATFORMS WITHOUT PAYING ANY FEES
BANK’S HAVE MADE $100’S OF MILLIONS FROM THIS IN THE PAST
HUGE WIN FOR 🇨🇦 INVESTORS
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INTEL CEO JUST BOUGHT A $10 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF INTEL SHARES AT $64.73 AFTER HIS STOCK CRASHED 50% LAST MONTH
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YESTERDAY JUST SHOWED HOW ACCURATE PREDICTION MARKETS ACTUALLY ARE
THEY CALLED 479 OUT OF 487 RACES CORRECTLY ( THATS OVER 98%)
AND IN THE MAIN RACES THEY CALLED THE WINNERS ON AVERAGE OVER AN HOUR BEFORE THE NEWS
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The favorite on Kalshi won 479 of 487 midterm races so far.
That’s 98%, forecasted before a single vote was counted.
The markets beat the polls and the models. The data 🧵
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THE NASDAQ FUTURES ARE GREEN NOW AFTER BEING DOWN MORE THAN 2%
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