Joe Flood
@joeflood
Writer, photographer, Red Bike Guy. Author of LIKES, a funny book of short stories about social media obsession.
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CNN: Emergency park service crews usually deployed to fight wildfires and natural disasters have been reassigned to DC beautification projects like the Reflecting Pool and the Potomac Golf Course
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putting DC in NC on the maps is a clever ruse to fool Canadian invaders
Did we lose a war or something?
TEXAS ISSUES ACTIVE WARRANT FOR JAKE LANG, ORDERS HIM HELD WITHOUT BOND
An active Texas warrant has been issued for far-right agitator and pardoned January 6 rioter Jake Lang. According to the official Collin County court docket, a judge declared Lang’s previous $250,000 bond insufficient and ordered that he receive no bond until he appears before the 296th District Court.
The order was entered August 24, two days after Lang was arrested in Minnesota on probable cause of riot following the chaos outside Minneapolis City Hall. Hennepin County jail records now list Lang as being held without bail on an out-of-state felony hold, apparently tied to the active Texas warrant.
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Yo Jake Lang has royally fucked himself this time.
Looks like Texas is revoking his bond. Congratulations to all the people who donated, especially his mother, you just lost your money lol.
He also has a probation violation hearing scheduled in DC next week.
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Oh My
Jake Lang makes more money inside of jail than out of it
Just like clockwork, Rachel Myers is trying to grift $100,000 for Jake Lang. Again.
This is the same false ”political prisoner“ scam she ran for him while he was jailed for his violent crimes during the Jan 6 riot.
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Here’s my view of this morning’s rocket launch from Washington D.C.:
This isn’t going well for Jesse 🤣
"vanity war" LOL. Love this new generation of Democrats
El-Sayed: And he is about to make everything so much worse because he's in a vanity war with the prime minister of Canada, and look, I'm in Michigan and you're from New York, so, you know Canadians. They're the only people I know who apologize before they did a thing
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Thanks for the reminder of the ridiculous speech Jake Lang gave in DC court. It was all a complete lie to avoid jail time
@admirer_trump @DanielSonsa59 @TheRealGOP Wrong. He plead guilty in DC to “attempted threats to do bodily harm” on 7/21/26 and was given 180 days suspended sentence with 1 year supervised probation. The judge explicitly told him that he would do the 180 days if he was arrested again anywhere.
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Jake Lang's "crusaders" are a misfit crew of criminals and perverts, like this guy who allegedly wanked it on opening day of Trump's State Fair
National Mall Masturbator Gian Luca “Manny” Rachtelli is now an international laughingstock and the official metaphorical mascot of Trump’s State Fair in DC after wanking his wiener to the acrobats while wearing an Uncle Sam costume.
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I watched Jake Lang's sentencing in July for threatening a police officer. 180 days suspended. The judge warned him he'd serve the full sentence if he got in trouble again
A much chastened Jake Lang just pled guilty to threatening a DC police officer on Jan 6 of this year. He was given a suspended sentence and released on parole. Lang talks so tough in public but when faced with consequences he was all, "Yes, your honor."
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Jake Lang brought the hate show to DC in April and ran into some friends ;)
Random photos from the Jake Lang shitshow outside the White House yesterday. That's @PatriciaEguino flipping him off, @SatireAP looking adorbs with her red umbrella and @noturtlesoup17 filming the scene
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Jake Lang threatened to hang a police officer during the J6 Memorial March in DC. He pled guilty and his sentence was suspended. But with his arrest in Minneapolis, it may be back on
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Before he got beat by Spiderman, Jake Lang was in DC leading a "crusader march" of ten people. Most of the "crusaders" are now in jail
The Lang beatdown going international
İslam karşıtı nefret söylemleriyle ve Kur’an yakma eylemleriyle bilinen provokatör Jake Lang, Örümcek Adam tarafından dövüldü.
More of my coverage from Jake Lang’s 6 minute protest on Saturday in Minneapolis:
kudos to Amanda for suffering through another poorly planned MAGA event
I’m in a very very long line to get across a bridge to leave the Freedom 250 Grand Prix.
the curse of Trump!
DAVID MALUKAS IS OUT 😬
Sting Ray Robb was also collected in the incident on Lap 36.
