this is actually just straight up good shit. genuine art. what is happening
thank you x engineers, very cool!
10m.. this is advanced misogyny
i have never seen a more perfect post in my entire life
my body is a machine that turns artificially sweetened whey products into extinction level farts
because doctors are psychopaths?
yes AI may help us cure cancer. but let’s remember there is a reason that a doctor’s first duty is to “do no harm”
The next Tucker Carlson episode
so this new baby stuff was fun and all but like when do you get to sleep again
genuinely what the fuck is going on with women. in what universe is this a normal thing to say, much less post online for everybody to see. what the fuck is happening
DISTURBING: ObGyn, who has three children, says she is "proud" of Lindsay Clancy, who is on trial for strangling her three children to death with exercise bands
im gonna start playing old school runescape again
sometimes somebody will like a year old tweet of mine and it's just like damn i used to be kinda funny sometimes
i dont know what it is but i absolutely hate Bruno Mars. if i hear so much as a single second of any of his music i am filled with indescribable rage to destroy whatever machine is outputting the torturous military grade ear rape as soon as humanly possible
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walked five minutes out to the hospital garage to bring back the baby carrier before i realized i forgot the car key award
how it feels to be 30 on twitter
this site is poison for your brain and I really mean that
why is nobody talking about the very real possibility that Lindsey Clancy was possessed by or at the very least under the influence of a demon?
i actually kept my 0 minute limit on. this screen popping up every 15 minutes is a great way to internalize how much time I'm spending on here, and it also helps timeslot my posting
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holy shit you can never guess where this is going this is too good
eliezer is not nearly well known enough for his absolutely loony toon pranks
you could probably do a lot better if you tried a little harder. i don't think you're actually applying yourself the way you could if you cared enough about not being a loser
brother pitched me an idea. i said it already exists. he said he didn't know about it so it actually doesn't. and in a very real way he's actually right. he might just pull it off
