at the snap of my finger, one of my mutuals is going to invite me over, give me head, food and $50k, then put me in an uber back home
*snaps finger
i just know one day those terms and conditions i never read are gonna come back to ruin my life
me: hope youโre not angry?
woman: no
me: okay goodnight
woman: ok
woman: so you canโt tell that iโm still angry?
woman don really frustrate you before? Brooooo
in 2026, guy go open camera dey lick lips?
i'm already doing a lot on my own, so no i'm not interested in the bare minimum.
Weather just cold anyhow thank God na xr i dey use ee dey help keep my room warm
walking past a mirror without looking at myself requires a level of self control i simply do not possess
pressure yourself ooo, no let anybody whine you say time still dey
YouTube AdBlocker is really a lifesaver. Iโm not paying for a monthly subscription ๐
rich people who say money canโt buy happiness, give me your money and iโll give you my broke-ness to buy happiness with
I honestly canโt chase a lady atp in my life except she thief my phone
If your relationship starts with constant house visits, you might never know what real dates and proper outings feel like.
Isnโt it weird how yโall text all day everyday then it stops on a random tuesday
oversized clothes are slowly going out of fashion
The first nigga to have sex probably try to fit it in all her holes searching for the perfect one
i don't understand people who can't mix outfits, if it's not a particular brand from head to toe they won't rock
meanwhile i'm very much okay to style my lv shirt with a gucci jeans and balenciaga shoes ๐
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wait, how do you people even count rounds?
hoes left, nigga prevailed
you know someone who sucks at relationships by looking at me
Monday is just another Saturday for the unemployed
