If you are planning for Canadian Study Permit soon then this thread 🧵 is for you.
One of the reasons Canadian Visas are been denied is because of insufficient proof of funds and unexplained proof of funds
Immigration, Refugees, and Citizenship Canada (IRCC) mandates you to prove you have enough money to cover three core expenses for your first year.
Read these threads 🧵 and the amount needed for Canadian Visa
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Each time my husband closes from work, he usually stop by here to get some Akara. What amazes me is that he is never gotten tired of her Akara. 😂
What could be the secret? 🤔 Because honestly, this woman’s Akara could be something else! How can I stop my husband from patronizing her?
Me: You want your husband to stop patronizing a woman with kind of bunda 😏🤣🤣🤣
Just dey play
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9 MONTHS CAN CHANGE YOUR FINANCIAL STORY!!!!
Plantain takes just 9 months to start yielding.
On 1 acre, you can harvest about 67 dozens of plantain.
One dozen sells for N50,000 -N220,000
Let’s do the math:
67 × N60,000 = N4.02m
• 2 acres ≈ N8.04m
• 3 acres ≈ N 12.06m
No constant watering.
No daily farm visits.
No heavy chemical spraying.
Plant it, monitor smartly, and continue with your other hustle.
If you like, give person belle instead of planting plantain..
both take 9 months.
The only difference?
One gives you debit alerts, the other will give you credit alerts.
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What is really going on with this woman? 😭 Another Igbo woman in Enugu state 😭😭😭
This is reportedly the woman who used a cane to beat her 13-year-old maid because the girl allegedly went out to hawk bitter leaf and returned home very late.
Now, the girl can reportedly no longer see after the beating. And instead of getting her medical attention, she allegedly locked the child in a room and left her there.
How does anyone look at a 13-year-old child, beat her so badly that she loses her sight, and then lock her away instead of seeking help for her?
Some people are truly terrifying. 💔
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You know your wife is my friend, but as your lawyer, you’re instructing me to draft a deed of assignment for your mistress.
Sometimes I really wonder what this job is doing to my friendships.
I have lost a lot of friends simply because of this job.
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🇸🇪 Sweden Spring 2027 Applications Are Open
International students can apply for selected Bachelor’s and Master’s programmes starting in January 2027.
Application Deadline: 17 August 2026
Supporting Documents & Application Fee Deadline: 1 September 2026
Admission Results:
* Bachelor’s: 30 September 2026
* Master’s: 7 October 2026
Not all universities or programmes offer a Spring intake.
Need professional consultation to guide your application?
Book a paid consultation with us on Selar displayed on our bio or send an email: Adeboye.folowosele
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Men, never forget what your wife went through to give you that child.👇
The sleepless nights.
The swollen body.
The hospital visits.
The fear.
The pain of labour.
The possibility of complications.
The recovery after delivery.
Then someone will still say, “Women have been doing it since the beginning of time.”
So have men been breathing since the beginning of time.
That doesn’t mean you stop appreciating the gift of life.
Never let familiarity make you forget the sacrifice.
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Those who have been creating original content, building their pages properly, and engaging with fellow small accounts before now will have little or no issues meeting the requirements of the new monetisation programme.
Those who have been camping under big accounts "only" for the sake of getting 5M impressions before now, while never engaging with fellow small accounts or trying to create their own content, will now have to work three times as hard to get monetised.
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My colleague wanted to sell his car to offset his ₦1.8m house rent. Downgrade to something smaller.
His wife said she would buy the car.
“You will buy my car? Where did you see money?” he asked her.
She said, “My brother raised ₦6 million for me last year to start a business. I fixed the money.”
“And I wasn’t aware? You still collect ₦100k from me every month to take care of yourself?”
It’s been two weeks now since he left the house.
He said he is no longer interested in the marriage.
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Sometimes, it takes up to 12 hours before you see your mutuals’ posts on your timeline.
So please, abeg, my mutuals, friends and enemies, if you don’t see my posts on your timeline, check my page ooo and engage with me there.
My page accepts any form of engagement...
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AI or not, this looks so adorable 🥰
My husband isn't an online freak. He hardly ever post and when he does, it could be once in 6months. Yesterday I decided to check out his Facebook messager and I saw different Ladies saying "Hello and asking if they could be friends" I checked their profiles, these were ladies with active social media accounts. Despite him having our weeding Picture as his Profile picture and banner. It felt funny and cringe to me at the same time. 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
There are ladies that will actively pursue married men. If you don’t have a godly & disciplined man, you are in trouble.
Pls Choose Wisely and Prayerfully. 🫶❤️
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By tomorrow Wednesday, you will receive a phone call of Celebration. ☎️ 📞 🙏
Women can never do what a man does better? 👇🤦♀️
Not even a debate. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
A lot of young men rush into romance before they build anything solid. They want love, attention, and relationship energy… while still struggling financially. But the truth is, prioritizing wealth and stability early will save you a lot of heartbreak later.
When a man has his foundation in place, he dates with more confidence, less pressure, and better standards.
Romance is beautiful. But building yourself first makes the romance last longer. ✌🏽️🗣️
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This is a good example of how opportunity can disguise itself as luck.
But I think there’s another factor people often overlook: POSITIONING.
Mr P of Psquare didn’t just stumble into an opportunity. He already had something to promote when the opportunity came.
So when public attention shifted toward him, he had a product, a song and a brand ready to receive that attention.
Preparation puts you in position, but positioning determines what you can gain from the attention.
Sometimes, luck is simply what preparation looks like when opportunity finally arrives.
Peter Okoye had already mapped out all this, got the products ready, and when the acceptance came, he pushed his products into it.
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A guy called out Abass for selling a fake jersey and got a lot of applause for doing that.
Within 2 days, everyone knew him
And the issue dragged for up to a week.
Nigerians felt for him, but there was nowhere to throw their pity.
Then Mr P. came with a touching story that brought him into the limelight again.
But shortly before telling that viral story, Mr. P had just dropped a single.
And wore his brand cap while telling the story all along.
Nigerians were touched…
And threw their pity into streaming and trending his songs and buying his faz caps.
This is a case study of how LUCK works.
Luck = Opportunity x Preparedness.
If opportunity comes and your preparedness is zero, you get zero luck.
If you are prepared, but not chasing opportunities, you still get zero luck.
And if you want me to advise you…
I’ll say prepare yourself before scouting opportunities.
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See You Soon.
I’m The Mad Profit Guy.
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I heard some people don't like concoction rice
We had these two really close coursemates back in school.
They were practically inseparable.
Even during exams, they somehow always found a way to sit close to each other and cooperate.
You know those friends that can communicate with just one look?
"Question 3"...
A slight nod.
"Number 5"...
One cough.
"Check that no 3".
Small eye movement and all..
But during our final year, the school released a circular that exam malpractice would be treated with seriousness.
Anyone caught would have to repeat the entire academic year.
Everybody became careful.
These two?
They still found a way to sit not too far from each other.
First day of the exam, as usual, they cooperated.
Everything went smoothly.
Second day came.
They sat in their usual positions.
Question papers were distributed.
Everybody started writing.
About 20 minutes into the exam, one of them looked towards his friend.
Nothing.
He looked again.
Nothing.
He tried the usual facial signal.
Nothing.
He even whispered his name.
No response.
The guy was completely mute.
After the exam, he confronted him.
"Bro, what happened today? Why were you ignoring me?"
His friend looked at him and said:
"Bro, that circular is still in my head"..
He said, "So?"
The guy replied:
"Yesterday, if they caught you, I would have lost one exam, maybe".
"But today, if they catch me, I’ll lose an entire year. I don't want that"..
That was how their friendship ended 💔.
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