刘荻
@liudimouse
自由至上主义，支持持枪权，堕胎权，LGBT，毒品合法化；非暴力是一种方法论而不是一种信仰
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A statistician drowned crossing a river that was on average three feet deep.
Going outside: good for depression, bad for anxiety.
Staying home: good for anxiety, bad for depression.
So what the hell am I supposed to do?
Stand in the doorway to achieve peak mental health?
“How thoughtful of God to arrange matters so that, wherever you happen to be born, the local religion always turns out to be the true one.”
— Richard Dawkins
NEW: Australia investigates mysterious silver spheres that washed up on a Queensland beach & may be space debris.
Bohemian Rhapsody for Mice
Is this a real mouse, is this just fantasy?
Caught in a cheese dish, no escape from the pantry
Open your eyes look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor mouse, I need your sympathy.
Because I'm cheesy come, cheesy go
It’s a little high, crumbly though
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A Brief History of Philosophy
1. Socrates deletes his account.
2. Plato posts screenshots of Socrates.
3. Aristotle unfollows Plato.
4. Aquinas retweets Jesus.
5. Descartes mutes Aquinas.
6. Locke mutes Descartes.
7. Kant unfollows Locke and Descartes.
8. Hegel subtweets Kant.
9. Schopenhauer blocks Hegel.
10. Marx likes Hegel.
11. Nietzsche gets hacked.
12. Heidegger DMs Arendt.
13. Adorno reports Heidegger.
14. Derrida gets verified.
15. Heidegger gets banned.
16. Wittgenstein only does instagram.
17. And I'm leaving for today without drama.
Night
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An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over.
The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 130km per hour?”
The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost."
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Mythical creatures make a lot more sense when you realise humanity spent hundreds of thousands of years without glasses or any form of eyesight aid.
