Liz Is Amused
@lizisamused
Millennial woman amused by terrible takes on gender, dating, & sex. I aim for reasonable discussion of these issues, so I roast men AND women 🔥
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@wil_da_beast630 No, you don't understand! I've been brainwashed by patriarchy to like sex & being desired. Women have no mind of their own & telling women that is how we uplift them & set them free 🌈
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Look, I'm a former escort AND slut
Men straight up cannot get hard if they think you're not into it
Men hesitate mid-sex if they suspect you so much as winced
I promise my sample size is higher than yours, and no, most men are not into sex a woman doesn't want
I am not here for women who pretend most men are passive-aggressive predators, cuz they're not
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Men ages 18–32 rarely described enjoying sex 😬
They compared it to defusing a bomb, expressed anxiety & vigilance & shame, and worried about harming their partners.
Small study, mind you, but still 😭
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For most of human history, boys learned how to be men from fathers, uncles, and grandfathers while they worked side by side.
Then fathers disappeared to factories and offices.
In the ’70s, Mattel tested family dolls. Kids put the father in the corner and said, "He’s at work."
You cannot model someone who isn’t around.
Boys can’t learn manhood from Mom and female teachers.
But we spend so much time panicking that mothers left the home that we forgot fathers left first.
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Women lose attractiveness & fertility before men.
We may not like it, but it's true.
Which is why it's important to cram as many sexual partners as you can into your limited window.
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