$TSLA all-ins watching $SPCX rip +15% without them
Elon next day after saying he got a little too involved in politics
Unbelievable 😍 What a time to be alive.
New geofence preparation trend to zero. you know what this means 😏
Biggest signal from earnings: FSD adoption. For years, we were having fun of people buying cars that can’t drive themselves and look what s happening now … regular consumer wants autonomous robot on wheels not just electric car
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New bulls should pay attention. We can see lower prices. Shills with lower than $20 average on $TSLA will still be posting buying the dips, don’t let it influence you and wreck your financial life. Don’t overinvest and don’t use leverage and options, unless you know what you doing, like selling puts and calls. NFA
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$tsla the uptrend from 2020 lows have not been broken in 6 years until today
will be interesting to see what happens now
no meaningful catalysts in sight, elon pulling in the General Counsel to answer merger question was the tell (2027?), and deteriorating core business & financials
downside targets:
- 352 gap fill
- 337 april low
- 305 golden pocket
- 283 200W SMA
it's over. good luck to those who refuse reality. like spacex, i will monitor but never trade this name going forward unless its to swing puts at EMAs
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FSD 15. It exists 🥹 just a matter of time now until it comes to our robots. Patience
I trust Elon will do right by $TSLA shareholders long term. Keyword long term. For short term I don’t think he cares about share price and why should he if he is playing a game to have the most valuable by far company ever. So if you like the story he is painting, Optimus in every household and Robotaxi all over US, then come for a ride. If not then stop fucking bitching and sell it, stop watching price everyday and if you want trade other stocks that are pumping now and use gains to accumulate more TSLA as core position for decades. If you have conviction here is your chance to accumulate it before the take off. (NFA talking to myself)
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Realized two things during this $TSLA call:
1. I don’t have enough shares
2. I have time to accumulate until Robotaxi and Optimus story fully plays out. No rush.
If you holding TSLA calls rn expecting it to break out to $500 anytime soon oh boy I have some news for ya 🤣
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Most traders didn’t even bother understanding the numbers before clicking sell. This drop isn’t $TSLA related you dummy. Algos be algoing. Did you hear about Google beating the shit out of their earnings today and it’s still down. Let’s wait few days for dust to settle before crashing out.
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Tesla has just released their Q2 earnings results.
Highlights:
• EPS (non-GAAP): $0.33 (vs. $0.55 est)
• Revenue: $28.2B (vs. $27.6B est)
• Gross margin: 16.8%
• Net income (GAAP): $1.11B
• Free cash flow: -$1.1B
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A lot of people were angry when I was saying I’ll buy at $69 and here we are, time for me to start selling 70 EOY puts 😎 remember the influencers that shilled it to their followers at 200 being afraid to look bad in front of Elon, using their followers as exit liquidity at ridiculous valuations. Normal people would be ashamed but they don’t give a fuck.
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From Irvine PD:
We are asking our community for help to identify this man!
On Friday, around 10:30 p.m, he was seen in a parking garage near Michelson Drive and Carlson Avenue, vandalizing a Tesla with spray paint.
Three other Teslas were vandalized in the same parking garage.
If you recognize him, please contact Detective Noelle at
BNoelle@cityofirvine.org.
Credit: City of Irvine PD
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Cybercab feeling so real—
Tesla Diner has four Cybercabs outside
Haven’t seen this many people at Diner in a long time
Long line to get a charger, people packed inside
Anniversary vibes
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Is our little space investor gonna come down for a dinner?? $SPCX
If we don’t bounce here might get ugly 😔 340 area next support.. hopefully nice earnings surprise tomorrow and Elon shows up in a good mood.. maybe some robotaxi news.. great area for a bounce tho .. last 2 earnings as I remember $TSLA dumped after 🥲
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When my Tesla says software is up to date
Anyone else still waiting for FSD v14.3.5??
If all car companies were like Tesla, people would be so much less disgruntled
Wife drove off with a flat tire (20 psi), called me
I tell her to bring it back home and to take my car
Whip out my phone, Tesla app, roadside help, select 1:00-1:30 appointment to get her tire replaced
Literally seconds to get the process started
They just showed up at my driveway, removed the offending tire, found a screw in the tire, installed a loaner wheel/tire
Tech will be back later today to install her repaired wheel and tire
A few taps on the phone, two minutes on the phone, and a text message to get this done
How does it get any better than this?
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