saggy breast btw, it’s not saggy it has fallen
i can listen to the same song 30 times if it hit me at the right time
“ how was your day ”
Her: typing... Sends voice note
Me:
So all i gats do is just play, Uncle Joe pays!
If you think say you good pass me for ludo come forward 😋
My current relationship don tire me, na just TikTok streak dey keep us together
Why is suya sold at night?
People that choose red bulbs over blue bulbs scare me
Reality is that there are a lot of people walking around with no sense of direction or purpose they have lost it ,and they don't care about getting it back they are just waiting to die and leave the world.
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This probably doesn’t make any sense to you but i sometimes wish I can play music and watch TikTok sometimes
When I ask my brother for $5k and he send me $50k instead😢
“ connected but without internet ”
you fit dey hungry make another person dey vex say you dey stingy
Woman: I’m having cramps.
Me: Sorry baby, Should I come and stay with you, will you drink Capri-Sun and some junks?
Woman: No, don’t come I don’t want anything just leave me alone.
Me: ohh Okay then.
Few hours later:
Woman: So because I said “leave me alone” you actually left me alone? I knew you didn’t care about me. You don’t even love me………………….
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I really can’t meet up with this love thing 😂😂
Get in joor 🔥🔥
9,000 lions in the Zoo
Congratulations to BIG WRLD 🇳🇬
Y'all made this happen ❤️
10k next >>>>
“money don die for aza”
Davrel and him therapist go dey this same setting sooner rather than later😂
With my phone I can actually spend 2 hrs in the toilet
why do most real estate ladies have this build?
Good evening guys did I engage you today or I should fix up ?
