Rod Palmer ๐ฅ
@rodpalmerhodl
Chief Slop Correspondent | Podcast journalist ๐๏ธ
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NEW MARKET: 65% chance Bitcoin-Blake2B (XBT) softforks within 6 months to extend coinbase maturity > 180 days.
plebs claim this is matthew kratterโs nephew, toby kratterโa confirmed shitcoiner who shills XRP
i used a flipper to break into an old wework space and iโm using free wifi from the planet fitness on the floor above me to orchestrate multiple high stakes kayfabes while my wife is at home preparing to host over 40 guests for a halloween party
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PSA: do not take the brown kayfabe!
these are the same picture. prove me wrong
โYou already made that jokeโ Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
๐@Jason STILL HERE STILL HODLING๐
you donโt need a kyc savings plan to DCA bitcoin anymore.
you can just create a cron job on event bridge that deploys a clanker to exploit the latest software vulnerability and hack some sats every 24 hours
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more members than a ska band
Bitcoin Red Team has more affiliates than the Wu-Tang Clan
despite all the anxiety and scary headlines plebs are 10x more likely to brick their own node than have it bricked by hackers
Sam Altman claims @OpenAI has finally solved the centuries-old โgoldfish problemโ with a new model reportedly so advanced it can make Chris Guida understand things.
if i send you one of my memes, i am not expecting you to boost my bangers โผ๏ธ
it is my gift to you ๐
a post i made with you in mind.
Bitcoin has a libertarian problem. Libertarians don't solve problems or change anything, they just cry about being oppressed and write essays about how the government doesn't respect their rights.
Libertarians are just woke people who read Rothbard
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๐จ BREAKING: Three new Bitcoin Core vulnerabilities discovered including a bug allowing attackers to remotely brick nodes.
The vulnerabilities include two medium-severity flaws that could allow malicious peers to exhaust node memory and a third that could corrupt blockchain undo data under extreme conditions. @ProjectLoupe, an AI-powered security initiative at @spiral_xyz, independently identified the vulnerabilities alongside other researchers, including @L0RINC of the #Bitcoin# Red Team ๐ฅ.
Fixes have been released in Bitcoin Core versions 29.5, 30.4, 31.2, and 32.1, although certain 32-bit and FAT32 configurations remain vulnerable to the third issue.
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the folly of one pleb is the fortune of another.
Shinobi hit with 30-day Claude ban for repeatedly calling it "retarded"
Follow: @bitcoin_bugle
it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a man with normal size balls to enter the kingdom of heaven
libertarians think itโs ok to do kayfabe with 12 year olds as long as they have permission from their parents.
something big is coming...
