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building clanker cloud the cloud for clankers
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this is gonna one shot my wife
生地選びから裁断・裁縫までできちゃう本格派ドレスクラフトシム『Dressmaker』Steamにてリリース！ウィッシュリスト40万件超の注目作
依頼品を納品するのみならず自由にデザインしたドレスを店頭に並べて販売することもできます。
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The year is 2250. Mankind has colonized the solar system. Scarcity no longer exists. I am now a functionally immortal enslaved brain in a vat maintaining ancient Java 8 software. Supposedly we'll replace this app next year.
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you are not gonna believe this
big day for clanker cloud if this goes through it will be used in 3 different universities
you guys think if gilgamesh was born in this era he would sell b2b saas?
many services are gonna start doing that, your personal assistant is gonna have a hard time
Amazon cuts off Muse.
While I am bullish Meta and Muse, I think many people are overlooking the digital knife fight that’s about to occur
Nobody wants to get commoditized or layered here. Let the games begin
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living in an age of abundance this is why i invoke the machine good and its thousands of super computers to move a div
the what now
CIA has been accused of using 23andMe and Ancestry DNA databases to search for alleged alien bloodlines, per Daily Mail.
we failed to get rid of software and the demand for software has escalated tremendously
we are in the mines forever, you used to have a PM with whom you could argue for a 2 week timeline for a CRUD endpoint but now you have a client asking you to implement a feature yesterday
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software engineers had a blissful 2–3 months of being 3x more productive before everyone realized they could simply ask for 3x more software. and now the x keeps going up
when they came for the artist i did not speak because i was not an artist
when they came for software engineers i did not speak because i hate myself
and then they came for the mathematicians i said take them away
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TIMELINE CLEANSE
To survive harsh Hokkaido winters, the Ezo flying squirrel relies on a dense thermal coat and communal roosting in tree cavities.
📷 Shikibrand
world in the brink of world war 3
Trump side plot:
“Supreme Intelligence,” probably because of its relationship to the Supreme Court, is losing badly to both “Superior” and “Extreme Intelligence.” Therefore, we are going to take “Supreme Intelligence” OUT, deleting it as a qualifier, and let you vote for the Final Two: Superior Intelligence, or Extreme Intelligence. A fresh Vote begins now! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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if you work at a startup you are basically a crackhead trying to make things happen, always in motion
im finally on the good part of twitter
big day for cats
🚨 BONUS MAMMAL 🚨
scientists announced a second new tiger cat this week, the antisuyo tiger cat (leopardus tigrinus antisuyo)
> found in: peru
> habitat: yungas cloud forest
> eats: not yet studied
> status: not yet assessed
📸: Paola Nogales-Ascarrunz
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you used to have to write code by hand
the fact that world of warcraft is still one of the most hyped video games in 2026 is a cultural tragedy
things really got worse
discovering things on bread
it will be 20 dollars
ich schwöre ich kann nicht der einzige sein der es gesehen hat
as a commentator of events happening sometimes i run out of words given the events that are happening
BREAKING: President Trump says the term "Artificial Intelligence" should be renamed to either:
1. Superior Intelligence (SI)
2. Extreme Intelligence (EI)
3. Supreme Intelligence (SI)
President Trump launches a poll to select a new name.
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this is why you have to make claude and chatgpt work together to get anything meaningful done
Crazy, unexpected science news today: the brain is actually 2 colocated but independent organs that develop from 2 totally separate progenitor cells in early development. Big implications for some research areas (eg ALS) & for creating ethical brainless clones for transplant.
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big day for clanker cloud if this goes through it will be used in 3 different universities
