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if your main thesis for a coin is 'Unipcs aped' or 'Unipcs is in' that's incredibly BEARISH ngl and you're a gambler, not an investor in that case, you should also familiarize yourself with the phrase 'no crying in the casino' sorry, had to give it to you raw!

Holding only @base dog listed on CB & top holder on @fomo. See u soon in top 100. Holding ~3 yrs. Ppl forget pro athletes like SB champs & MLB players hold it too. Don’t fade communities that refuse to go away. I got that $doginme

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Fomo isn’t all about meme trading, can find some strong fundamental mispricing theses on there too base:0xed6e000def95780fb89734c07ee2ce9f6dcaf110 (@DefinitiveFi) currently pushing 2x the revenue it did at ATH while trading 7x lower at ~$20m mcap Listed on @Official_Upbit as well wonder if my Korean brothers catch on

You can like him or not but you should agree that hes very right here. Unipcs is good for the trenches I’ve said this already. Showing young lads the right way instead of fake pnl and lambos. Way higher for RH eco tho

Gm enjoyers of gud tec $EDGE trading at around $20M mcap. Definitive is one of the fastest growing self-custody trading platforms out there and one of the best and imo the most locked-in team. I'm pretty sure theire Flash API product will gain more and more attention as well. Perps were just added and growing fast as well. My tec bag on @base is $ALTT + $EDGE