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@Be_like_legend
Acts like i doesn't care... but shows up
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Spending habits that are very ADHD coded๏ฟผ
I ASKED A WOMAN WHO HAS RUN A SCHOOL CAFETERIA FOR ELEVEN YEARS WHAT SHE SEES THAT PARENTS DO NOT.
SHE SAID SHE CAN NAME THE STRUGGLING KIDS BY THE END OF SEPTEMBER AND SHE HAS NEVER MET ANY OF THEIR PARENTS.
SHE GAVE ME SIX.๏ฟผ
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The anxiety is not in your head. It's in your paycheck. It's in your rent. It's in your debt. Your body knows what your mind won't admit. You're not anxious. You're endangered.
Some people don't become private because they have secrets. They become private because too many conversations ended with them feeling misunderstood and unprotected.
A good book can have you sitting quietly while your brain is doing full cinema in the background. The characters, the places, the little detailsโฆ you actually see it all.
My husbandโs fitness tracker said he climbed 18 floors overnight.
We live in a one-story house.
I thought it was a glitch.
Until I checked the basement.
There were fresh footprints on the stairs....
As a man, whatโs the difference between a blowjob and masturbation? ๐ญ
Disorganized attachment stems From Childhood Trauma:
A child instinctively runs to their parents for safety. If the parent is abusive, volatile, or terrifying, the child has nowhere to go. The brain creates a permanent paradox: "The person who is supposed to save me is the one hurting me.
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My buddy promised to help me move out of my third-floor apartment last Saturday at eight AM. By nine, he hadn't shown up, and he wasn't answering his phone. I was furious. I carried heavy boxes of books down three flights of stairs by myself, grumbling about how unreliable he was. By ten-thirty, I'd decided I was done calling him. At eleven, his truck pulled up to the curb. He got out looking pale, sweaty, and completely out of breath...
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a nigga will see that youโre laidback/easy going & make it his mission to ragebait you
Youโve been here for 4 days, so youโre basically a veteran now. ๐ซ
I'm such a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know what shaped you, what you believe, what you fear, what makes you happy, what you could talk about for hours, and all the little things that make you you.
Small talk is fine, but tell me what lives inside your head.
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I delete posts cuz I be getting mature over the hours.
You ever get high and suddenly become extremely aware of how loud youโre chewing? ๐ญ๐
Like why is the food making THIS much noise?
Texas weed culture is a whole contradiction ๐๐ฟ
A Black person can catch a weed charge and have their life turned upside downโฆ
Meanwhile, the cannabis industry is becoming a BILLION-dollar business.
So be honest:
Was the โwar on weedโ ever really about the weedโor about WHO was getting caught with it? ๐
Texas, Iโm asking YOU. ๐ฟ๐ฅ
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People who use credit cards at Dispensaries are so disappointingly undisciplined.
Leaving my Boyfriend at a restaurant after finding out why his "girl best friend" was really there?
A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes.
The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And poof! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate core!" And poof! The biggest blunt you've ever seen appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his head, and with a stoney grin says, "ok man, one more wish"
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