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@leftunsents
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itโs sucks, doesn't it? feeling like you're not good enough, no matter how hard you try
I've always found it odd when people refuse to read fanfics that are works in progress. Like, you don't want to get excited for updates?? You don't want to cheer the author on?? You don't want to watch the fic progress and grow in real time??? Okay...
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Capitol One tried making me pay off my mom's credit card balance when she died. I told the agent she had passed. Since I didn't sign the credit application I was not responsible and that lying to me by telling me as my mom's adult child I was responsible, attempting to collect a debt I was not responsible for...
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I'm such a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know what shaped you, what you believe, what you fear, what makes you happy, what you could talk about for hours, and all the little things that make you you.
Small talk is fine, but tell me what lives inside your head.
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Silence has a way of turning up the volume on everything we try so hard to ignore during the day. When the world goes still, the noise inside just gets louder, and every unfinished fight with your own thoughts comes rushing back to the surface. Itโs exhausting to carry a war around inside you while pretending to the outside world that everything is fine.
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What was the exact moment you realized fast food isnโt cheap anymore? Mine was paying nearly $15 for a hash brown, egg McMuffin, and a medium coffee
People who use credit cards at Dispensaries are so disappointingly undisciplined.
The friend who remembers to bring water deserves more respect than we give them. ๐
I just found out lotteries have been around for over 2,000 years and governments have been using them to raise money.
NEURODIVERGENTS: Howโs unmasking coming along?
what I can afford to give a girl rn is only space,weed & good wood
Hey @grok . which one do you like the most ?
My motherโs best friend promised to help me get a job after graduation. I never asked her for one, so when I saw a vacancy at her company two months later, I applied quietly without telling her. A week later, I received an interview invitation. I walked into the interview room and froze when I saw her sitting on the panel. She smiled at me, and suddenly all my nervousness disappeared. I thought, โThis job is mine.โ The interview went incredibly well. I answered every question confidently, thanked the panel, and went home already imagining my first salary.
That evening...
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A refugee who showed the courage to pull a police officer out of his vehicle and punch him in England, where he went as a guest... He learns that what he did was a huge mistake when he is taken into custody alone amidst that crowd...
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Never use masturbation as your only way of dealing with stress.
You need more than one coping mechanism. Whatโs your healthiest way to decompress?
Quote this with the funniest Nigerian meme/video youโve saved recently. Letโs make everyone laugh tonight. ๐
Me:
Why do cancer patients barb their hair?
I think the hair is Innocent ๐ท
the size difference during missionary is actually criminal ๐ฉ i'm completely buried under him, legs barely able to hook around his waist. every time he gives in and leans down to kiss me (because i'm straight up whimpering for it), he can only do these slow, shallow, frustrated little grinds... his face all tight and intense like he's barely holding it together, while i'm lying there with the most melted, blissed-out expression feeling pure heaven ๐ฅบ๐ฆ he's suffering and i'm
floating
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phone on dnd, 63 unread texts, low battery. Of course Iโm having a good time
