Just so I’m clear, the strategy for “winning” is: 1. Alienate naturalized Americans. 2. Lose to Democrats. 3. Watch Democrats expand immigration and naturalization. 4. Say we’ll deport them all next election. 5. Repeat?

So I’m not washing my hair anymore. Apparently you’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get. I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead Sea minerals.” Oh. Interesting. So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom, and somehow Israel is involved. How did that happen? I wanted clean hair. I didn’t ask for a strategic partnership. And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.” Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it. Forever. Then my wife says, “Tucker, please. You smell.” I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single one of my questions. She went straight to the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing. Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair. If Netanyahu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why. Until then, the oils stay.

If you’re upset about the price of a burrito but not the fact that public education now costs over $10,000 per adult every year—more than national defense—you’re not paying attention. At least the burrito tastes good. Most students cannot read at grade-level.

So far as I can tell, it's simply not true that food has gotten more expensive in real dollars in the United States. Why are people so convinced this is true? What's the evidence?

School registration fees are such bullshit. It’s a scam— a hidden tax to raise millions for school districts without putting it up for a vote. Registration is literally why all those school district employees get paid over the summer and it’s all automated anyway.

@wil_da_beast630 I actually got in trouble for forcing kids that didn’t do their homework to stay after school and do it with me (on my own time). Was told I wouldn’t have a job next year if I kept it up.

@wil_da_beast630 I actually got in trouble for forcing kids that didn’t do their homework to stay after school and do it with me (on my own time). Was told I wouldn’t have a job next year if I kept it up.

Joel Webbon in 2022 discussing with Kris Williams how silly Black Hebrew Israelites are for their beliefs regarding jews and the "Synagogue of Satan". "Wow, that's a bold claim". Goes on to frame that Black Hebrew Israelite belief as "racism".

After a great deal of AI training and data-modeling, Unified Solutions America (@america_unified) is launching our CORPORATE MERIT INDEX (CMI) - a quantitative process of scoring American corporations in terms of their commitment to MERIT...as versus "diversity" or "niceness." Our press release will be out tomorrow, and a full, scored list of the F500 will be done...soon. But, the first scores are dropping today. Just for fun, the major business to score the WORST so far is @Nike - at 28/100. See why below, and in more detail at Shout out to @crenshawactual, @wokal_distance, (myself), @CBHeresy, @SwipeWright, and @TheRabbitHole for helping design the core CMI. Also, great kudos to - in the order added to my phone - @KevinJacksonTBS, @FeeleyBeth, @CDouglasLove3, @MsMelChen, @jasonrileywsj, @koolidge, @kimmiehermann, and @peterboghossian for helping start the company in various executive and Advisor roles! #gittem#